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    Madjack PGA Championship Contest..20 bucks entry fee, contest is for Madjackers Only!

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    BOOM! Covid Shot Causes Highest Kill Rate In History - Warns Top Doctor

    "top doctor"??? holy shit, i need to add that doctor to my doctor fantasy league team.
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    Madjack PGA Championship Contest..20 bucks entry fee, contest is for Madjackers Only!

    i think he's pretty safe at -2. sounds like we all agree to the proposed new rule. now, let's see if anyone had mr. söderberg....
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    Madjack PGA Championship Contest..20 bucks entry fee, contest is for Madjackers Only!

    i would like to propose a rules change, effective retroactively... if one of your golfers gets a hole-in-one, you automatically win the contest.
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    WNBA

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    WNBA

    the real question... for how long will this be easy money? gotta believe the books are gonna adjust quickly.
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    May 15th Tennis Action

    as long as it's the correct forum. there's no ban for wrong thread. further, your honor, as no thread currently exists for may 17th tennis action, precedent established in lambert v the state of idaho confirms that this thread is now the official thread for may 17th tennis action.
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    May 15th Tennis Action

    tabilo is +270 against zverev.
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    For Smitty, and any other Madjacker that wants a shot at the big bucks!

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    May 15th Tennis Action

    kinda funny.... we almost did the same thing. i parlayed sabalenka & collins. pays even money. put that in yesterday. this morning, just as the match was starting, i threw in some bets on ZZ. whoops. tabilo has the eye of the tiger. at least i bet him to win a set against asshole douchebag.
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    For Smitty, and any other Madjacker that wants a shot at the big bucks!

    nope, keep forgetting about it. and clay court season is my time to shine! any idea if there's a way to get notified when these contests take place?
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    Republican Party Picked Barron Trump to be State Delegate

    hold up.... our elections are NOT rally-based? guess that explains why taylor swift isn't president.
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    One of these and one of those for Kickserv

    not sure where you found my instructional sex video. kinda embarrassing. but that's pretty much it... i give her one of these and i give her one of those. and i always wear that mask.
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    Tennis Update

    my lawyer says i shall decline comment. i'm not even allowed to point you towards media reports that she is in the US.
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    Rising Republican Star Kristi Noem

    and china and ivanka!! or pretty much any country and donny himself (via his hotels)! you know, stuff that we actually know about, instead of fake bullshit that's invented for the maga base.
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    Rising Republican Star Kristi Noem

    absolutely. i heard she openly asked CEOs from the oil & gas industry to bribe her with $1B to remove regulations so they can get back to poisoning the planet with impunity again! oh wait, that wasn't her.
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    Rising Republican Star Kristi Noem

    yup. pretty impressive for a sleepy guy. i mean, not "fall asleep at his own trial" sleepy, but pretty sleepy. he's been driving the bus back and forth across the border non-stop ever since he *ahem* lost the election.
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    Tennis Update

    that would be terrific. and, seriously jord? no way he could pull off this outfit.
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    Republican Party Picked Barron Trump to be State Delegate

    i mean, shit, y'all make it too easy.
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    Republican Party Picked Barron Trump to be State Delegate

    you were concerned the republicans might send a delegate to the republican convention who would vote for... someone else?
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    Tennis Update

    she's definitely NOT chained up in my basement.
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    real inflation

    first time joe biden ever misspoke. whoops. yup, now i'm voting for the guy who bragged about walking into the dressing room with 15-year olds and called our military members who died for this country "suckers and losers."
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    Tennis Update

    first, the good news. ZZ absolutely rolled as a -525 fav over a seeded player, 6-1, 6-3. by the time they leave rome, he'll probably be the favorite in the french open. now, the very sad news. camila giorgi has retired.
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    Rising Republican Star Kristi Noem

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    Republican Party Picked Barron Trump to be State Delegate

    no, for sure not. it's pathetic that they know no matter how stupid they get, they're not going to lose any votes.
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    EXPERT WARNS: ALL VAXXED WILL DIE SOON! - Is The Jab A Ticking Time Bomb? - How Many Were Real?

    pretty sure i've seen her in a lot of doctor/nurse porn
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    I found kickserv's TikTok account

    those are on the flip side of all the pictures on the wall. he turns them back over after hockey season.
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    EXPERT WARNS: ALL VAXXED WILL DIE SOON! - Is The Jab A Ticking Time Bomb? - How Many Were Real?

    for what it's worth, i'm still dead.
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    Rising Republican Star Kristi Noem

    ugh. i hope she still has many happy years with you. and i'm going to reply to your other comment pretty much the same way i do with every one of your claims... please provide even one example of anyone with the federal government saying they want open borders where anyone can come in without...
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    Rising Republican Star Kristi Noem

    one reason, and one reason only... she thought it would curry favor with the dipshit at the top of the republican ticket. cruelty is a feature, not a bug. oddly, i haven't heard any response from him. maybe this doesn't disqualify her. well, not with him, because he wanted the most...
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    Rising Republican Star Kristi Noem

    that explains why we haven't heard from him in a while. in other news... it took a psychotic republican governor to bring both sides together. we all agree that murdering a dog for, well, being a dog is disgusting. and writing about it is fucking reta---- really stupid.
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    I found kickserv's TikTok account

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    I don't often agree with Lindsey Graham

    yup. and he was right. sure, of course every republican who realizes donald trump is a shit stain on the republican party and this country is a RINO. every single one of them. i mean, it's weird how they all espouse traditional republican values while denouncing trump. and trump doesn't...
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    EXPERT WARNS: ALL VAXXED WILL DIE SOON! - Is The Jab A Ticking Time Bomb? - How Many Were Real?

    i have bad news for you....
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    hedgehog leaves.........

    nope, no sign of Cricket.
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    EXPERT WARNS: ALL VAXXED WILL DIE SOON! - Is The Jab A Ticking Time Bomb? - How Many Were Real?

    ummm... i have bad news. vaccinated or not, you're gonna die, too.
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    Confused old man rambles on

    one of the great mysteries of our time. he's obviously a con man, and that's all he's been successful at. but i don't get it. i don't understand how anyone listens to him and doesn't immediately realize he's full of shit. i mean, except for the MAGAs. they're just happy to have someone make...
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    EXPERT WARNS: ALL VAXXED WILL DIE SOON! - Is The Jab A Ticking Time Bomb? - How Many Were Real?

    i'm fully vaxxed and i died 6 months ago.
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    Confused old man rambles on

    we're definitely gonna have to agree to disagree. i've never seen a shred of evidence that he possesses even average intelligence. the man ran a casino that failed. sure, he could be a smart guy who just sucks at business. but i think a 1st-year business student could manage to run a...
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    KY Derby

    what is a a centimetre?
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    Kentucky Derby

    i cheat a little, because i'll be making them for about a dozen people. yesterday, i made a simple syrup which has been sitting in the fridge with mint leaves. then to make the drink, it's a shot (or two) of woodford, the syrup and some shaved ice. easy peasy, and delicious.
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    Kentucky Derby

    the 5th was a complete bust. kinda glad i'm not betting any more until the 11th. maybe a little on the 9th. only 3.5 hours 'til my first mint julep. woot woot.
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    Kentucky Derby

    last-minute adjustment to the 5th... with the 7 scratched, i'm using the 5 a little. i have him a little slower than the others i'm using, but he'll be on or near the lead in a race that doesn't have a ton of early speed. and he's 14-1.
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    Elmer Fudd

    truly amazing that all these diehard republicans can't name one single republican policy that would help the working class. tell me you're an ignorant voter without telling me you're an ignorant voter.
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    Confused old man rambles on

    he literally thought the gag order meant he couldn't testify. yup, he's a bright one. it was fun watching his attorney bite his tongue. the prevailing theory is that his lawyers told him that's what the gag order meant so he'd stop asking them to let him testify.
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    I don't often agree with Lindsey Graham

    but he nailed this one.
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    Kentucky Derby

    alright, figured i'd post these now since i may not get a chance tomorrow. can't wait for those mint juleps! race 5 - using 3,4,7,12 and on some deeper tickets i'll use 2,8,11 underneath race 11 - using 1,6,7 on top of 5 & 9. beating the 11 is the value here. looks like i need to include...
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    May 3rd Jason Voorhees MLB Selection

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    Oaks day

    well, sometimes when you try to beat the fav, they sneak in there and fuck you. oh well, on to tomorrow. probably just playing the 5th (turf sprint!) along with the turf classic and the derby.
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    Oaks day

    oh, i also think the 2 is a few lengths too slow, but i had a note to use her underneath if it's muddy. so, yeah.
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    Oaks day

    just went back and watched it. not bad at 27-1. i wasn't going to use TO Password tomorrow, but just added a note that I may need to include him underneath. spent all afternoon getting the house ready for our annual derby party. still plenty of work to do. the joys of hosting. anyway, for...
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    Oaks day

    nice. a few factors worked against her... don't think she loved the soft turf... didn't break great... had a lot of pressure early... but she was so much better than that field.
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    Oaks day

    with the 7 at 41-1.
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    Oaks day

    the fucking 1 horse killed me. otherwise, i would have NAILED the tri & super. story of my life.
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    "Truth" Social.....Dead on the Vine

    that's one of the best/worst parts about it... they believe he's this super-successful ultra-wealthy person... but they need to keep donating their money to him. it's hilarious and really sad at the same time.
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    Oaks day

    GL, FB. i'm only playing the 6th (i love turf sprints) and the oaks today. in the 6th, the last 2 races for the 2 have been a lot faster than anyone else in the field. only concerns... this is the time of year her season ended the last 2 years, so she may not have anything left. and she's a...
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    Sometimes I wonder

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    Kentucky Derby

    alright, here's what i've come up with... if the 17 runs his race, he's WAY faster than the rest of this group. i hate the short price, but it's reasonable. he's starting outside of pretty much all the early speed, so he should get a fairly clean run to the turn and be able to get a decent...
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    How do you feel?

    oh no, cricket says "NO, I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE FACTS!!!" so which part do you disagree with? that trump riled up the mob ("fight for your country!" or whatever the fuck he said)? or that he sat there watching the riot on tv while even his own staff begged him to do ANYTHING to call off the...
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    Elmer Fudd

    i hope you're right, because biden will win in a landslide. no, i get it... anyone watching faux/oan/whatever is convinced the economy is in the toilet. this is how we get to where we are... a completely dysfunctional house of representatives and a complete turd is the presumptive nominee of a...
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    Let’s turn a boring afternoon into a fun afternoon

    get it! i'll be rooting for you right after the cubs take a 2-run lead. that's all i need in that game. :)
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    How do you feel?

    holy shit, this counts as a major breakthrough. cricket seems to have acknowledged that trump let the attack on the US Capitol get out of control. and even to agree that anyone who breaks into a building and vandalizes it should be prosecuted. the next question... will he agree that there is...
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    How do you feel?

    just so we're clear... you believe that people who break into a building and commit vandalism should be prosecuted? and that authorities should attempt to stop it immediately?
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    Elmer Fudd

    especially if sleepy donny can't stay awake. we'll see if he finds a debate more interesting than his felony trial. assuming don stays awake... it's impossible to debate him. because you're not debating facts or policies. he just says whatever stupid shit comes into his head and his...
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    Will There be Blood?

    you're into some weird porn. not judging. just searched for that on pornhub, and no results.
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    Kentucky Derby

    well, the one Cox horse you weren't using has scratched. i was surprised they had the draw so early but only 2 AEs.
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