Favorite Movie Quote(s)

[kickserv]

"Action.......Reaction" from the movie Murder in the First




and any scene in Airplane


[As the plane prepares to take off.] Old lady: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Old lady: First time? Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
unn: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.


Prosecutor: Doctor, can you give the Court your impression of Mr. Striker?
Dr. Stone: I'm sorry. I don't do impressions. My training is in psychiatry


Boy: Can I ask you a question?
Striker: What is it?
Boy: It's an interrogative form of sentence, used to test knowledge. But that's not important right now.

man......I love that one

 

[gardenweasel]

"hombre".....

"hombre".....

about 10 great lines in the movie....

richard boone to paul newman....."mister,you got some hard bark on you"....

pedro armendariz,jr......to paul newman after newman shot him......."heyyy,hoommmbrreee.....you shooot a hole in meeeee"....

paul newman and diane cilento after badass richard boone tried to take newman`s ticket at a stagecoach depot and a soldier stepped in to help newman.... and promptly got humiliated by boone.....


cilento...."why didn`t you help that man?......he tried to help you?"
newman.."i didn`t ask for any help".....
cilento...."so you just sit there and let that man maybe get killed?"

newman...."lady,i didn`t feel like bleedin` for that man....if that`s o.k. with you.......and even if it`s not o.k. with you."....

that`s one great movie...if you haven`t seen it,it`s a must see...

 

[donly1ace]

From the movie "Back to School" with Rodney Dangerfield (hilarious classic!)

"In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window."

 

[donly1ace]

Another hilarious classic which I had the pleasure to watch recently If you remember this movie, you will laugh more if you remember the visual image!!!

Movie: Three Amigos (Chevy Chase, Steve Martin and Martin Short)

Steve Martin: They are going to kill us.
Steve Martin: I've been shot already.
Martin Short: I know.
Chevy Chase: What are we going to do?
Martin Short: We're not gonna get paid, that's for sure!

Another one...

Steve Martin to Chevy Chase: "You killed the invisible swordsman!"

Another...

Steve Martin: "Tell us we will die like dogs El Guapo."
El Guapo: "You will die like dogs!"
Three Amigos: "No! We will fight like lions!"

My favorite!

(Chevy Chase is disguised as a Mexican at El Guapo's party and El Guapo starts calling out his friends by name and telling them what they did together... He gets to Chevy Chase...)

El Guapo: And....
Chevy Chase: Jose!!
EG: Together we...?
CC: Burned the villages!!!
EG: And...?
CC: Raped the horses!!!
EG: And....?
CC: Rode off on the women!!
EG: And we...?
CC: Pruned...
EG: Pruned...
CC: The hedges.
EG: The hedges...
CC: ...of many small villages
EG: of many small villages.... who the hell are you??!!!
:lol:

Last one!
SM: What kind of plane is that?
MS: I think its a "mail" plane.
SM: How can you tell?
MS: Didn't you see its little balls??

 

[PaTsJaMM]

"You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop."

~Raising Arizona

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[Chanman]

gardenweasel- I still remember 'Hombre.' Especially, as best I can remember the scene where the Bandito says
"Give us the money or we shoot the girl!"
"She's not my woman."
"If you don't give us the money we kill the woman."
"Alright."
"Alright What?"
"Shoot the woman."
"Whaaat? .........a nice soft pretty woman you want to get killed?"
"I told you she's not my woman."

Or how about 'Used Cars.' Again paraphrasing.
Rudy: "Mrs Lopez did you know these tires are the same color as your hair?'

 

[Rudy]

Clint Eastwood has a bunch of great ones, ranked in order of my preference:

"Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking. Did he fire 6 shots or only 5. Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky. Well, do ya punk?"
-- (Dirty Harry, 1971)

"A man's got to know his limitations."
-- (Magnum Force, 1973)

"When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol's a dead man. Lets see if that's true."
--(Fistful of Dollars, 1964)

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross. "
-- (Dirty Harry, 1971)

"I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it. "
-- (Pink Cadillac, 1989)

and, of course, the all-time classic:

"Go ahead, make my day."
-- (Sudden Impact, 1983)

 

[Nosigar]

- Don Corleone: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"

Next scene is the horse's head in the bed. Classic!

 

[cooz3]

kickserv..those are some great ones..

"you guys had shirts on when you came in here."
j spicoli..."something happen to em man"

"people on ludes should not drive."..j spicoli

teacher to spicoli on field trip..." are you in my class?"
"i am today."...j spicoli

"if im here and you here dosent it make it our time?".."and surely there is nothing wrong with a little feast upon our time."...spicoli to Mr. Hand after ordering a pizza during class..

"this is U.S. hsitory i see the globe."...j spicoli

"why are you late for class?...mr hand
" just couldnt make it on time.."..j spicoli



" How do i know what wallet is yours?"...
" its the one that says bad mutha f*cka on it."...Jules in pulp fiction to stick up man in breakfast place.

and for you horror flix people..

" lets go down that cellar and carve ourselves a witch."...Ash from evil dead II

"ill swallow you soul ..ill swallow your soul..."
"swallow this."..ASH

this is one of the funniest in that movie... "sounds like something is trying to force its way into our world."....ASH

now how would he know that...funny chit

cooz

 

[ajoytoy]

affleck and adams in the car in "Chasing Amy":

Alyssa: Why are we stopping?
Holden: Because I can't take this.
Alyssa: Can't take what?
Holden: I love you.
Alyssa: You love me?
Holden: I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know...I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this ****ing planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.

 

[JT]

Blondie to Tuco Ramirez - "No God is not on our side because he hates idiots."
Plus another from Airplane - "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
Signature below is another favorite...

 

[macavoy]

about a million great quotes from Tin CUp with Costner. If youre a golfer you gotta see it.


Rene Russo:Roy what are you here for?

Costner: Therapy

Russo: Roy you have to call ahead I have an appointment in a half hour..

Costner: Well, hell Im not that ****ed up.

 

[ryson]

Are you going to bark all day little doggie, or are you going to bite? Mr. Blonde/Vic - Reservoir Dogs

 

[Terryray]

More!

More!

>>>>Happy Gilmore

Shooter: You're in big trouble, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?




>>>>Ferris Bueller's Day Off

----Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.


---Mr. Rooney: He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body.

Grace: He makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.




>>>>Casablanca

Major Strasser : your nationality?
Rick Blaine: I'm a drunkard.
Capt. Louis Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.




>>>>Braveheart

Every man dies, not every man really lives.

William Wallace





>>>>Heist, Gene Hackman responds to Di Vito

"Don't you want to hear my last words?"
"I just did."




>>>>>Naked Gun 33 1


Like a midget at a urinal, I'm going to have to stay on my toes. - Frank Drebin






>>>>Reservoir Dogs

---Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our *ss, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!

----If you're talking like a b*tch, I'm gonna slap you like a b*tch!




>>>>>Gladiator

What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

Maximus





>>>>Caddyshack

---Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ball game, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

---You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.



>>>>Full Metal Jacket


----God has a hard on for marines because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *ss belongs to the corps!

---This is your rifle, you will give it a girl's name, because it is the only pussy you pukes will be getting! There will be no more finger-banging little Miss Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties!



---Who said that? Who the f*ck said that? Who's the slimy communist sh*t twinkle-toed c*cksucker who just signed his own death warrant?


----Bullsh*t! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's *ss and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
What is your malfunction, numbnuts?




<a href="http://161.58.5.90/fmj/faithful.wav"> Rottencrotch audio</a>


<a href="http://161.58.5.90/fmj/cowboy.wav"> Brown stain audio</a>


<a href="http://161.58.5.90/fmj/duality.wav"> Duality discussion audio</a>

 

[fatdaddycool]

Terryray,
Actually the quote goes
"Your days of fingerbanging Little Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over"
Has to be one of the best movies for quotes ever....
"You writing a story"?
"yeah"
"You should do a story on me"
"why"
"Cuz I 'm so fuhking good"
"oh Yeah"
"thirty eight confirmed kills and three water buffalo"
Get some, get some.
"Anything running is VC, anything standing still is well disciplined VC"
more shooting
"Do you shoot women and children?"
"yea"
"how do you shoot women and children"?
"Easy...you just don't lead 'em as much....hahahahahaaha"

 

[donly1ace]

Re: More!

Re: More!

>>>>Happy Gilmore

Shooter: You're in big trouble, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

:lol: :lol2 :lol:

 

[SixFive]

Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker:

"Sister... you have a twin Sister...! Now your thoughts have betrayed her as well!"

 

[Anders]

"screws fall out all the time ... the world's an imperfect place"

and from the same man, diff movie...

"No Springsteen leaves this house!! You can have all the Billy Joels"


now that last one was possibly the best line in movie history :spotting: :Yep: dance2 :yup

 

[hoyt]

Jawz

Jawz

I think what you meant to say was from Dazed and Confused

"I came here to do two things, drink beer and kick some ass.........Looks like I'm out of beer"

From same movie

Wooderson: " thats what I like about high school girls, I get older, they stay the same age"

 

[loungelizard]

"I did it"

Clark W Griswold - very last words of Christmas Vacation