(boys I Am Going Away For A While)

[beantownjim]

FELLAS TONIGHT I REALIZED I HAVE A GAMBLING ADDICTION I AM A SICK GUY AND I NEED COUNSELING.I OFTEN REFER TO GUYS IN THIS FORUM AS BRAIN DEAD AND YES THEY ARE BUT I FEEL LIKE ITS RUBBING OFF ON ME.I AM CHECKING MYSELF INTO THE MASSACHUSETTS MENTAL HEALTH HOSPITAL AT 8.AM SATURDAY MORNING I AM GIVING UP MY 7.30 TEE TIME. SO BOYS SAY GOODBYE TO BEANTOWNJIM I CAN SEE IT NOW BEANTON LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE OTHER PATIENTS HERES DR. FLETCHER,HERES DOCTOR SCOTTY BOY,HERES DR. STRANGELOVE THE FAMOUS DR. STRANGELOVE MAN THIS IS GOING TO LIKE A SCENE OUT OF THE MOVIE ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST.YOU MIGHT ASK BEANTOWNJIM WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO INTO THE NUT HOUSE AND I WILL SIMPLY SAY I LOST IT TONIGHT BOYS I BET MY LAST 700 DOLLARS IN MY OFFSHORE ACCOUNT ON A BUNCH OF OVER PAYED HOOKERS IN THE WNBA YES BOYS YOU HEARD ME I BET THE WNBA WHAT THE F-CK. BOYS WHO IN THERE RIGHT MIND BETS ON A BUNCH OF LESBIANS I HAVE BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS WITH LESBIANS ALL MY LIFE I ONCE HAD 2 LESBIANS THREATEN TO KICK MY ARSE IF I DIDNT GET MY 25 POUND COCKER -POO DOG AWAY FROM THERE 100 POUND PIT BULL.I SWEAR LESBIANS GO OUT OF THERE WAY TO FIGHT WITH ME IN MY LIFE I HAVE HAD 3 ARGUMENTS AND HEATED ONES AT THAT WITH LESBIANS MORE THAN ANY OTHER GROUP GAY MEN DONT EVEN BOTHER ME AS MUCH.I KNOW THE REASON BECAUSE I AM A BIG GUY 5' 11" 215 POUNDS BUT I HAVE BLUE EYES AND I AM NOT THE ROUGH LOOKING TYPE SO I AM AN EASY TARGET FOR LESBIAN WOMEN AND THEY SENSE IT AND PICK ON ME.SO WHEN I MADE MY BET TONIGHT 770 TO MAKE 700 ON THE OVER 145 I JUST KNEW THE LESBIANS WOULD FIND A WAY TO SCREW OLD BEANTOWNJIM:thefinger LISA LEZZIE AND THE LA TEAM SUCK THEY SCORE 42 POINTS IN THE FIRST HALF THEN GO TO SLEEP IN THE 2ND.BOYS I AM FED UP SO I NEED TO GET SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION I JUST HOPE I DONT GET A LESBIAN DOCTOR OR I WILL REALLY GO INSANE:look: I DONT KNOW IF I AM COMING OR GOING THESE DAYS I AM BRAIN DEAD 770 DOLLARS DOWN THE DRAIN ON A BUNCH OF LESBIANS:thefinger

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING LISA LESLIE,SHERYL SWOOPS,TEREASA WEATHERSPOON,OR HILLARY CLINTON WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS

 

[ussrv]

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

Re: (boys I Am Going Away For A While)

I JUST KNEW THE LESBIANS WOULD FIND A WAY TO SCREW OLD BEANTOWNJIM

Poor BTJ, he now has joined the ranks of Marine in the category
"SATISFIED ANALLY"
:moon: moon1



:nutkick

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

but JIM,

i wish you a speedy recovery! Just remember, as long as you don't see "DEAD PEOPLE", you are good to go!

BOL

 

[buddy]

When the psychiatrist is doing your profile and says, "Jeem, tell me about yourself." In all honesty you can say, "My cyber-friends tell me I'm a funny poster."

 

[fletcher]

leasts Dr fletcher would give you xanax 1mg 3 times a day as needed

 

[RAYMOND]

one day at a time learn from your mistakes i guess that job, jack was going to give you is on hold

 

[RAYMOND]

don't jump off the bridge jim and if you do wear a life jacket, anyhow , best of luck

 

[beantownjim]

BOYS I CONFESSED TO MY WIFE LAST NIGHT EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE BEEN HOLDING INSIDE ME FOR YEARS.I TOLD HER HOW THE LESBIAN AT STARBUCKS GOT INTO MY FACE AND MADE A BIG SCENE IN FRONT OF 20 PEOPLE BECAUSE I SAID I DIDNT THINK IT WAS RIGHT FOR HER TO BREAST FEED HER FAG SON IN PUBLIC.SHE JUMPED UP AND POINTED HER FINGER IN MY FACE AND SAID LISTEN YOU LITTLE P-SSY DO YOU WANT TO GO OUTSIDE AND START SOMETHING AND IN FRONT OF 20 PEOPLE BEANTOWNJIM BACKED DOWN AND SAID NO THANKS I AM A PUSSY.I SHOULD HAVE SMACKED HER RIGHT IN THE KISSER BUT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU I REALLY THOUGHT THE OTHER 20 FAGS WOULD HAVE BEATEN MY UP IF I DID.IMAGINE THE HEAD LINES IN THE BOSTON GLOBE THE NEXT DAY (BEANTOWNJIM GETS HIS ARSE KICKED IN GAY COFFEE SHOP) MAN THE BOYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB WOULD SUSPEND MY MEMBERSHIP.I AM BEING REALLY SERIOUS HERE FELLAS I AM NOT JOKING I HAVE A REAL AND SERIOUS PROBLEM IN THE LESBIAN COMMUNITY THEY ALL WANT TO FIGHT ME.I DO FINE IN THE GAY MENS COMMUNITY I JUST TELL THEM TO STAY AWAY FROM ME OR ILL KNOCK THEM OUT AND THEY LISTEN BUT THE WOMEN DO CO-OPERATE AS EASILY:shrug: I AM DEAD SERIOUS.LAST WEEK I WENT TO CASH A CHECK AND AN OBVIOUS LOOKING BUTCH WOMEN CUT IN FRONT OF ME USUALLY I DONT SAY ANYTHING BUT THIS DAY I SAID EXCUSE ME BUT I THINK I WAS NEXT SHE JUST STARED AT ME AND SAID I DONT THINK SO AND WALKED UP TO THE TELLER.MOST PEOPLE INCLUDING MYSELF WOULD HAVE SAID YEH O.K. GO AHEAD WHATS ANOTHER 3 MINUTES BUT AFTER I LEFT AND I SAW HER IN THE PARKING LOT I WAS DRIVING AWAY AND I SAID:thefinger YOU LEZZY SHE MADE PRETEND LIKE SHE WAS GOING TO CHASE ME AND I DROVE AWAY.BOYS BEFORE I GO TO JAIL FOR BEATING UP A LESBIAN WOMEN I HAVE TO GO TALK TO SOMEBODY BECAUSE SOME DAY I AM GOING TO SNAP.MY FINAL EXAMPLE BEFORE I GO CATCH THE BUS TO THE INSTITUTION TRUE STORY I SWEAR TO GOD.LAST WEEKEND I WAS PLAYING GOLF WITH 3 OTHER MEMBERS AT MY CLUB AND 3 LESBIAN WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN MEMBERS AT THE SAME CLUB FOR 20 YEARS WERE PLAYING IN FRONT OF US.WE TOOK A LITTLE TIME FINDING A LOST BALL SO WHEN WE LOOKED UP AT THE GREEN THEY WOMEN WERE GONE WE ASSUMED THEY ALREADY TEED OFF ON THE NEXT HOLE.SO WE ALL HIT UP ON THE GREEN THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THIS BIG FAT LESBIAN YELLS DOWN (WHAT THE F-CK ARE YOU DOING HITTING INTO US WE DIDNT EVEN FINISH THE HOLE I AM REPORTING YOU TO THE PRO SHOP.SO BOYS WE GO UP TO THE NEXT HOLE TO APOLOGIZE AND BEFORE WE COULD EVEN SAY HEY SORRY THE F-CKING FAT LESBIAN IS IN MY FACE SAYING YOUR A REAL WISE ASS I LOOKED AT THE OTHER GUYS AND SAID WHY IS SHE SINGLING ME OUT OF A GROUP OF 3 OTHERS SHE SAYS I NEVER LIKED YOU.BOYS I KID YOU NOT I NEVER EVEN SPOKE TO THIS LADY IN MY 10 YEARS AT THE CLUB AND SHE IS IN MY FACE IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS.THE GUY I WAS PLAYING WITH SAYS WHY DIDNT YOU COLD COCK THE THE FAT F-CK .I EVEN TOLD THESE GUYS THAT LESBIAN WOMEN DONT LIKE ME FOR SOME REASON.I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE TO LEAVE NORMAL SOCIETY FOR A WHILE I AM ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS STILL WALKING OUR STREETS BUT I BELIEVE IF ANOTHER LESBIAN MOUTHES OFF TO ME I AM GOING TO SMACK HER.EVEN MY LOVELY WIFE WHO IS A SAINT OF A WOMEN SAYS SHE CAN FEEL MY HATERED AND HAS PACKED MY SUIT CASE.SO GUYS I AM SAYING MY LAST GOODBYES MAYBE I CAN CONTACT YOU FROM THE HOSPITAL ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TELL THE DOCTOR DO YOU MIND IF I GO TO MADJACKS FORUM AND TALK TO DR. STRANGELOVE HIS IS MY ONLINE DOCTOR THEN I AM SURE THEY WILL HAVE ME COMMITTED FOR ANOTHER MONTH OF TREATMENT.SO BOYS UNTIL I FEEL I AM SAFE TO COME BACK TO SOCIETY I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR SOME TIME TAKE CARE BOYS AND ALWAYS REMEMBER
(I GRIN WHEN I WIN ) JESUS SAVES,AND ESPOSITO SCORES ON THE REBOUND

WOULD THE LAST AMERICAN LEAVING SOUTH BOSTON PLEASE GRAB THE FLAG:thefinger THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING

 

[RAYMOND]

beantown , never start a war, you can not windance1

 

[RAYMOND]

beantown never go to san francisco:nono: maybe you should move to IDAHO YOU CAN USE THE NAME
IDAHO JIM

 

[buddy]

Poster of the century.

Best EVER.

No one else is within miles of BTJ.

Forget sportsbetting.

I'm just gonna' search and save all his posts / replies and sell them on ebay. This stuff is too valuable to ignore.

Jeem just in case you didnt know it (but I think you did) your mission in life is to continue to post so I can print out your posts and sell them to everyone so I can become very wealthy and spend the rest of my days working on my golf game (like you my hero) and not worry about petty things like handicapping and betting on sports where I have to contend with thieves like Lenny at cascade who stole your $660 and then called you a jerk because everyone knows youre a stand up guy and well respected in the community except the lezzy community where youre still well known but working on the respected part. Jeem I think there will come a day where you will be picked to be the grand marshall in the gay pride parade in boston and everyone will cheer you even barry bonds and the russians and kevin garnett and garlic snappers will smile and say yes i know him because one time he called me a garlic snapper to my face.

 

[THE KOD]

beantownjim

Hurry back !:thumb:

KOD

 

[Sportsaholic]

BTJ,

Forget the trip to hospital. Drive up the coast, enjoy the fresh air,pop in and we'll have a few lobsters & steamers and a 12 pack of Sam's. If your still not feeling better I'll get a couple of ladies from up county way with nice big tater picking thighs to join us Nothing better than a big purty county gal on a cool September night ta keep ya warm & happy.
We'll go cash in the returnables on Sunday morning, give my local a call, and as Scotty would say TITFD on the Cinncy moneyline (I think its a winna). So what do ya say :shrug:

Sports :toast: :toast:

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

esposito scores on the rebound, now that is a classic!

lol

 

[NySportsfan]

Funny chit BTJ, I wish you werent going away, I just woke up, pinnacles sites down again, but I pop on Madjacks and read your post, and it made my day, g luck in the hospitcal, if you hates lezzy's dont watch/bet the wnba or go to games, be good man!

:drinky: :drinky:

 

[chickenman]

Say it ain't so Jim.

I look forward to reading your posts. You make me laugh when I have had a bad day.

Please hurry back!!!

Best of luck!!!


CM

 

[dta6]

Guess What...

Guess What...

Lock this sick bastard away, please !

Spare the world of his rants !

Throw this idiot in a straight jacket and lock him and throw away the keys.

Your ideology is the reason we have hatred in the world.

They should use electro-shock therapy on you and feed you
mainline lithium in high doses...

Bye bYe ByE

There coming to take me away ha ha hee hee ha ha to the funny farm where life is so grand !

 

[HighRoller]

Beano

Beano

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


GUESS WHAT FREAK ???
TOO BAD YOU LOST YOUR LAST 770 :thefinger
SHOULD TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUT BETTING ON WNBA.
DONT COME IN HERE AND CRY YOU LITTLE SISSYBOY.
SHOULDA SPENT THAT 770 ON A PYSCHOLOGIST INSTEAD OF A WNBA GAME. MAYBE YOU WILL GET FONDLED BY A LESBIAN NURSE IN THE PSYCH WARD WHILE YOUR LOCKED UP AND TIED DOWN.BEST OF LUCK.OH BY THE WAY GET THE GOOD DRUGS.

 

[StevieD]

BTJ, I know why the lesbian woman do not like you. I also live in Boston and I know for a fact that you are an unusually good looking man. Not only do you have the good looks of Adonis but you are what we used to call a manly man. Jim you are the real deal. No butch looking lesbian woman could hold a candle to you. Jim, the butch looking lesbians see you as a threat. You have a reputation in Boston as the kind of man who could turn a gay woman straight!
Please reconsider Jim. We all need a hero and on the dirty streets and back alleys of Boston when real men are down on their luck and looking for a reason to believe your name dominates the conversation.
Jim, we know we can never reach the heights of the bar as you have set it. But we can dream of maybe one day catching a little of your magic.
I know I speak for all the men of Boston when I quote the Beantownjim wannabe from New Jersey Bruce Springsteen when he wrote May your hope give us hope, "May your strength give us strength."