Bearded Clem's INSIDE INFORMATION and FYPM

Clem D

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Well Here it is New Years Eve. Another year shot in the ass. Another football season coming to an end. The Seahags plane should be ready to land in the Bahamas and one can only hope she gets taken by a riptide or the flesh eating bacteria.
Now I have the daunting task of raising enough cash so i can place my biggest wager ever on one NFL game. It has been a bad year record wise in the Nfl but Im still up a little coin do to a couple crazy big plays a few weeks back. I told you all the Nfl ain't my bag and if you are looking for sound reasoning for a play in this thread get the fcuk lost.
All I promised anyone in these threads was maybe a laugh or two. I hope I delivered on that end. If I didn't loosen the fcuk up. Gambling is for entertainment only if you are ready to hang yourself at 7:15 on a given sunday I strongly suggest you start gardening or some other shit.

Anyway let me get off my :soapbox:

The Patriots are locked Inside the number 2 position for the playoffs. They have no reason to play their starters and have no motivation at all to break a sweat. So based on all of this INFORMATION and 6 hours of number crunching I have come to the conclusion that laying 13.5 with a team like the Patriots is just plain stupid. Therefore I will make the following play as soon as I can raise the capital. I should have a buyer for the Seahags Caddy by noon tomorrow. :142lmao:

Patriots -13.5 for however much I can get sell the Deville for. The 49ers quit, and Belichek will play his boys for most of the way to ensure they go in on a roll. 49ers will not score. In the words of Joe Isuzu "trust me"
 

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Letter the brother inlaw got from FYPM begging for more money.
Lol they have been pretty good but these guys are all the same. Money Grubbing Whores. Not sure who has been posting their shit online?? Anyway may have to help Vinnie to pay for the service just for laughs.

Vinnie,
Your regular season with college and complimentary bowls is coming to an end. We trust you are satisfied with our performance.This is only our second year but as you can see we have some quality football guys on our staff. We thank you for the confidence you showed in us and our pleased to offer you the following package. If you sign on By noon on 1/1, you will get 4 top bowl plays, the nfl playoffs and or superbowl, top rated NBA selections (which we are confident will improve) and the rest of college basketball including march madness and the nit. Based on the success of football this package is worth quite a bit more than the $500 we are asking for new customers.For our existing customers we are offering this up at $250. Due to our plays being posted on the internet in a few places we will not be offering a per diem service and we will be asking for our members to sign a contract stating they will not disclose our selections. Think of it this way, you are paying for selections, why would you then want to give them out for free? If you are not interested in this new package you will still be eligible to come back in August for the same price as this past season. (Existing clients only) Ofcourse the new package includes late phones and conference calls on national tv halftimes. Happy New Year.
Early play for Sunday: Washington +165 at 7x your unit. Vikings away from the cozy dome with playoffs beckoning, against Gibbs. We think Washington goes out a winner in the spoiler role.
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The Deville bought in a little less than I hoped so I had to fence some of the Hag's crown jewels. The line moved in my favor so the play is Pats -13 for a 98 Deville with 58k miles and permanently mishapen seat and about 4 k worth of the bitches jewelry. I could have just gotten money out of the bank or out of my college football or hoops account, but I don't like to rob peter to pay paul.
 

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Those services are all a crock of shit. I get offended when they even send me e-mails. If these services really won, why would they sell their picks? Why not just go to Vegas and become rich? Some of them approach you with a different attitude then others, but bottom line is, they all lose. Some of these guys should be comedians, because all they do is make me laugh. What a joke these guys are. It's amazing to me that all of these services are still in business. Are there really that many suckers out there? I should start my own service. I can give out losers just as good as any service out there. I hate those guys!!

P.S. Fletcher's service is the only one I would recommend. All others suck!!
 

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New ones opening everyday. I just get a kick out of putting their chit out there after they ask Vinnie not to
 

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Clem,

I was looking at Washington myself, but I am just a little worried because the game means nothing to them. I don't want them to just lay down and give the Vikes the game, like the Titans did last week with Denver. You could really see that they didn't care. Do you think the skins will actually come out and play in this one? Also, portis is out, and he is 75% of their offense. I know the Vikes are terrible on the road, but the skins may just cash it in for the season here. Not sure what I'm going to do with this one yet.
 

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You certainly delivered the laughs Clem. Thanks for a year of great entertainment (not to mention the winners along the way). I'm sure the new year will provide us with many more moments of aching abs. Happy New Year to ya buddy and GL on your picks this week :)
 

Clem D

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Now the question is do I buy the Seahag her Caddy back?


Just missed the big parlay by two but we hit the teaser.

and the Skins p[aid nice
 
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