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KING KONG TO CHALLENGE ALL-TIME BOXOFFICE CHAMP

'APE WITH A HEART MAKES GROWN MEN CRY'

$1,845,034,000 worldwide and $600,788,188 are the all-time boxoffice records for a single movie, TITANIC, first released on December 19, 1997.

Now roars along another December blockbuster, KING KONG, a film many top Hollywood executives predict will break the record!

The movie opens wide as Victoria Lake next Wednesday, but recent screenings by UNIVERSAL have left the audience cheering and sobbing.

"Grown men around me were crying," says one Hollywood insider.

"Yes, I think this will do TITANIC numbers. It is going to be a huge movie."

Complaints the Peter Jackson movie starts slow and is too long [more than 3 hours] will fill critics' columns.

"The human relationships are s**t ... the dialogue is piss poor and there is a scene of Jamie Bell shooting gigantic bugs off of Adrian Brody with a tommy gun ... those are the bad parts," says a Hollywood reporter. "But.... the scenes between Kong and Naomi Watts tug at the heart strings big time. And the final scene was just great! There were one too many longing looks between the ape and Watts ... but the audience around me ate it up."
 

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I am excited, it looks like another Peter Jackson masterpiece. Yea, it's a little kitchy but it's a movie about a giant gorilla. If I want intense "human relationships" I'll rent Fried Green Tomatoes.
 

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Is this accepted beastiality?

Regardless, they definitely are going to get my money. BUT only after Narnia!
 

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The best one was with Charlize Theron before she got old. Talk about one lucky gorilla. He must have been pounding more than his chest.
 

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danmurphy jr said:
The best one was with Charlize Theron before she got old. Talk about one lucky gorilla. He must have been pounding more than his chest.

I've got to ask, do you mean Jessica Lange? Theron isn't that "old".

That waterfall scene with Jessica Lange, well, it kinda made me feel funny.

nole
 

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charlize made a horrible movie called either joe young or mighty joe young. dan murphy glad you liked it but i tried to watch it a week ago and couldn't get through it. maybe i missed the best part.
 

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I preferred Jackson's earlier work, like Braind Dead and Meet the Feebles...quality... not a Hollywood blockbuster fan at all

still ,seems all the big movies are being made by Kiwis nowadays...LOTR trilogy and this by Jackson and Narnia by Adamson...

we rock :)
 

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Anders said:
I preferred Jackson's earlier work, like Braind Dead and Meet the Feebles...quality... not a Hollywood blockbuster fan at all

still ,seems all the big movies are being made by Kiwis nowadays...LOTR trilogy and this by Jackson and Narnia by Adamson...

we rock :)


Not only made by Kiwis but fimled there as well. By the looks of it you guys live in eden. Beautiful Country. :mj14:
 

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blazer - yeah, hard to argue with that, it sure is, everyone should come visit me, beers are in the fridge, games on tv...
 

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All you need to know is theres more sheep than people..
Been there when I lived in Melbourne..
Loved it
Hey the sheep to human relationship means you never go home alone from the pub!!!
 
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