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MadJack said:
granted but you have to use your dik instead of your clubs.

i wish i win the wsop this year.


I dont know if you can make 2 wishes, but im going to ahead and go again to keep this alive...

Granted, but the only WSOP you'd win would be for indian poker.

I wish the blackhawks were not the worst professional franchise known to man.
 

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kneifl said:
Granted, but every year after you'll finish dead last (knocked out first)

I wish Agent and BDB wouldn't bring their
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kneifl


Granted... But now you have to direct the two in a soft porn movie wearing a redskins jersey
 

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tpaine07 said:
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I wish the blackhawks were not the worst professional franchise known to man.

Granted, but that's after they move out of Chicago and relocate to Las Vegas. :sadwave:


I wish I would never have to listen to Chris Berman call another HR Derby.
 

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Mr. Poon said:
I wish I would never have to listen to Chris Berman call another HR Derby.

Granted, but then you would have to sit through an entire hockey game from beginning to end.

I wish agents girlfriend would stop calling me.
 

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I wish I would never have to listen to Chris Berman call another HR Derby.

Granted, but for the next thirty years, Joe Theisman, Dennis Miller and Stuart Scott will be calling the HR Derby.

I wish I get motivated to finish the book I am writing...
 

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Phenom said:
Granted, but for the next thirty years, Joe Theisman, Dennis Miller and Stuart Scott will be calling the HR Derby.

I wish I get motivated to finish the book I am writing...
granted but you never get it published.

i wish they defeat this anti internet gambling bill.
 

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Phenom said:
Granted, but for the next thirty years, Joe Theisman, Dennis Miller and Stuart Scott will be calling the HR Derby.

I wish I get motivated to finish the book I am writing...

Granted, but no one will ever read it cover to cover.

I wish beantownjim would post more often :142smilie :mj07: :142smilie .

kneifl
 

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kneifl said:
Granted, but no one will ever read it cover to cover.

I wish beantownjim would post more often :142smilie :mj07: :142smilie .

kneifl

Granted, but it will post as beantownjill since the surgery was successful.

I wish UAB would go undefeated this football season.

Granted, but they still wont play for the National Championship. (did it for you).

I wish they would take all this wasted money spent on TV commericals for local politicians and spend it on needed projects, like education.
 

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BleedDodgerBlue said:
Granted, but then you would have to sit through an entire hockey game from beginning to end.

I wish agents girlfriend would stop calling me.


Granted, but then you will have to take your own hag back


I wish BDB had to watch dominoes on ESPN 20 hours per day
 

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Agent 0659 said:
Granted, but then you will have to take your own hag back


I wish BDB had to watch dominoes on ESPN 20 hours per day

granted, but he has to do so while talking on the phone to you.

I wish agent would learn how this game was played and quit skipping over other posters and going out of order.


Blazer said I wish they would take all this wasted money spent on TV commericals for local politicians and spend it on needed projects, like education. Granted, but the needed projects like education will only include education in the prisons. See above for my wish.
 

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SixFive said:

I wish agent would learn how this game was played and quit skipping over other posters and going out of order.
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Granted, but you'll be stuck with just the two of you playing this game......for eternity........in hell.....next to Beantown Jim being repeatedly raped by Nigerians.

I wish for a Madjack's Super Bowl party this February.
 

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Granted , but all your pretty boy antics and charm will all go to me.

I wish i was in that seat that smurphy was in with those two SWEEEEEEET looking girls. :com:
 

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I wish i was in that seat that smurphy was in with those two SWEEEEEEET looking girls. :com:
Granted, but you too will have to fly to Iceland to reach that seat.

I wish Reality TV would go away.
 

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smurphy said:
Granted, but you too will have to fly to Iceland to reach that seat.

I wish Reality TV would go away.


Granted, But you have to become Richard Hatch's Love Gimp!

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I wish I could become Her Hands!!

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mmmm Monica Hansenmmm
 

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Granted but then ur hands will then become richard hatchs hands., doing the exact same as shown above. :scared


I wish that we could all just get along. :com:
 

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Padre said:
I wish that we could all get along.

Granted, but in that utopia of getting along, BEANTOWNJIM moves in next door to you.


I wish frelancc would make a post without using a smilie. :mj07:
 
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Not to break the chain of things , but SWEEEEEEEET


If BTJ moves in next door, i will see to it that He uses the Offer by AR182 and knielf, two round trip tickets and a suite, and takes me :SIB

wooowhoooo.

yea right. no chance.
 

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SixFive said:
I wish frelancc would make a post without using a smilie. :mj07:

Granted, he instead posts embarassing outtake of you in Richard Simmons only self directed DVD, "Sweatin to the Oldies, Deliverance Style".....................starring Cram Magnum. A blistering tail, I mean tale, where two men come together in one canoe in the frothy white madness of the wilderness.
Special Guest Appearance by Clive Mudslide.

I wish I knew what thats for should meant?
 

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granted but for the rest of your life

you have to use a mirror

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i wish i could play kasparov in a match without his queen and both his rooks
 
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