In Italy on Vacation

[fatdaddycool]

Been here for about a week now. Stayed five nights in Rome and that was enough so we went to Florence. Here now and of course it absolutely kicks ass. Women are hot and the beer is good. Seen every friggin sculpture and painting ever made though and spent today having lunch with Michelangelo's David. Absolutely friggin awesome. Attended mass Sunday at the Pantheon in Rome then went to the Vatican and Sistine Chapel........amazing. Of course I have been hungover and oversexed for most if it but hopefully noone noticed. Figured I would stop in and say hello. Going to Milan tomorrow for three nights then on to Germany for a week.

 

[Terryray]

Wow! Sounds great! Glad you're having a swell time! How about some pictures?

Whistle and hoot at those Italian chicks, they're used to it!

spent today having lunch with Michelangelo's David

:scared

 

[Dog lover]

Hope you've experienced the fabulous gelato in Italy! There's a great gelateria close to the pantheon. But I see you've already left Rome. Have you been jewelry shopping on the Ponte Vecchio bridge yet? A must see and do! We stayed at a small hotel overlooking the Duomo, another enormous catherdral. Have a great time on the remainder of your trip.

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

been to italy 3 times myself and you are correct, florence is something else. if you are in milan this weekend see if you can attend Milan's soccer game on sunday. Amazing atmosphere!!! Have fun bud, it seems like you are enjoying yourself.

 

[AR182]

fdc..

glad you are enjoying your trip to italy...now my question is......who has it better than you ?


btw...i agree i think florence is one of the great cities in the world....

enjoy & send a few post cards...

 

[fatdaddycool]

Terryray,
No friggin kidding about them being used to the whistling holy crap. In case some didn't know I have a daughter that is exactly half my age (21) and she has been getting damn near assaulted everyday. I have four shirts that are no longer wearable as they have cioccolata gelataria stains down the front. So far have only had my toiltries stolen on the train to Florence so that is a plus.

Doglover,
Was on the Ponte Vecchio today! Think the girlfirend is still there. Apparently, she figures the harder she bitches moans and cries the closer Iwill get to actually purchasing her a ring. The only ring coming from me is on the Bid?. Which might I add is the greatest invention ever.
I sat on that thing blasting the raisin until the hot water ran out yesterday. Absolutely kicked ass. Brought my first wife's first born son with me here also as he is only 13 and wanted to go and he has been having a blast. It was hysterical watching him try to mac on some Italian chicks today.

Anthony,
Totally wish you were here. What a friggin hoot.

Same for you AR. We have to plan a trip like this soon.

Anyway got to run later

 

[Skins1080]

My parents just went on a two week trip to Italy, they went with a tour group. Not sure if I'd want to go do the tour group thing but I definitely want to go since I'm 100 percent Italian.

 

[flapjack]

been to italy 3 times myself and you are correct, florence is something else. if you are in milan this weekend see if you can attend Milan's soccer game on sunday. Amazing atmosphere!!! Have fun bud, it seems like you are enjoying yourself.

They are actually playing on Saturday not Sunday this weekend. A detail I am painfully aware of. It is AC Milan vs Inter Milan. Two of the best teams in the world and one of the biggest rivalries in all sports. The atmosphere will be insane. I'm flying into Milan on Saturday night. I picked this Saturday to begin my Italy trip with my wife specifically because the game was scheduled for Sunday but got moved to Saturday after I booked the flight. So, I'll be missing the game, but even if you are not a soccer fan, if you can get/scalp tickets it will be an event you will not forget.

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

They are actually playing on Saturday not Sunday this weekend. A detail I am painfully aware of. It is AC Milan vs Inter Milan. Two of the best teams in the world and one of the biggest rivalries in all sports. The atmosphere will be insane. I'm flying into Milan on Saturday night. I picked this Saturday to begin my Italy trip with my wife specifically because the game was scheduled for Sunday but got moved to Saturday after I booked the flight. So, I'll be missing the game, but even if you are not a soccer fan, if you can get/scalp tickets it will be an event you will not forget.

you are correct, it is saturday, what a game that will be.

 

[Box and one]

fattydad..wish I knew you were going ....have all my cousins in that area.Milan is nice but 3 days is a lot.Duomo and galleria are a must.There right next to each other.See if you can tour La scali[opera house].also have to go to santa marie del grazie.It's where da vinci's Last supper is.But check when its open.it has crazy hours.around milan is great.Lake maggiore,como and garda are awesome.Lugano is another lake on the italian/swiss border.Its in Switzerland...great place.my cousin is the head of the border patrol in variese.Lugano is beautiful..buy those swatch watches..there so cheap there.Another great town is bergamo..not to far from Milan.great city off the beaten path. It has the upper[old] town which is so beautiful.
Milan has a train that goes to verona..maybe 90 minuts or less. Verona is great and not to far.Go to Juliet house,eat in the square,walk around and hop back on the train to milan. My cousins live in brecia.not sure about your time.Milan can be seen in a day and half.Its the surronding area that great.have fun..eat that gelota,pizza and rice.

 

[IntenseOperator]

Tell the Pope I said "Hi"

Don't swim in those canals:com:

 

[spits]

FORZA MILAN!!!!!!!!


Inter = MERDA!

 

[spits]

Actually, planning to go to Italy with the wife myself come the summer of 2007. We ar both of Italian descent....plan on going to Venice, Milan, Florence, Rome and the Amalfi Coast. Should be great.

Also planning to visit several aunt, uncles and cousins who live overseas.

ENJOY YOUR TRIP AND FORZA MILAN!!!

SPITS

 

[fatdaddycool]

Okay Boys heres the skinny so far.
Florence was incredible.....loved it went to the Palazzo Pitti yesterday, saw some incredible works, had already been to the Uffizi in Firenze, partied with the Pope in Vatican city kissed a hottie on the bare ass while standing on the oratory in the Roman Forum, and been fined ?100 for traveling on bad passes for the Underground. Got to Milan and got absolutely polluted with the girlfriend at the Galleria, good call Box, and then had to listen to her bitch for three hours about me hitting on the women. Woke up this morning went to Santa Marie Delle Grazie to check out DaVinci's Last Supper, dumb ass GF got in trouble for taking pictures after I told her repeatedly not to, therefore have put her on an airplane for home as of 1p today. Heading to Lago Cuomo tomorrow and then up to Munchen the next day. Met a blonde this afternoon that only knows how to say Si'. Daughter swears that some gay dude in the room down the hall is in love with her and I just bought some pig bladder condoms....................Viva Italia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More later!

 

[fatdaddycool]

God its great to be me right now

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

LMAO

"lago cuomo"

:mj07: :142smilie :mj07:

 

[Terryray]

Hey man, you really should try to enjoy your trip!

Hey man, you really should try to enjoy your trip!

Get up to Deutschland and those Madchens are rather different. Also, those krauts like a lot of personal space and yer daughter will breathe easier.

Even at any of the 180 Beer Gardens in Munich!

Take a day trip from there to Neuschwanstein.

 

[IntenseOperator]

It's not a vacation until you get into the mandatory fight with the mrs

(at least that's how mine go)

 

[fatdaddycool]

Okay, got the daughters little brother here watching me so I have to keep this short.

Anthony,
Okay smart ass its Lago Como, Who cares they hate us US citizens there anyway.

I am now in Germany and just had a big plate of Riesenschnitzel with a potato dumpling and an apple fritter with vanilla ice cream. Gonna go back to the room and masturbate and then go to the concentration camp at Dachau either tomorrow or the next. Told the boy he could eat anything he wanted and apparently he mistook that for everything he wanted.

Hein Liederhosen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More Later

 

[redsfann]

Having been to Dachau twice before, I highly suggest going stone cold sober and without a hangover.It is easily the most sobering and emotional place I have ever visited. Make sure that 13 yr old goes with you as Dachau will leave a lasting inpression on him.