(BATHROBES ARE THEY FOR F-GS)

[beantownjim]

BOYS I AM TAKING THIS QUESTION TO THE FORUM I WOULDNT HAVE THE BALLS TO ASK IT AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN MIGHT PUNCH ME OUT.

MY WIFE BOUGHT ME A BATHROBE I TOLD HER I AM NOT WEARING A BATHROBE THEY ARE FOR F-GS.WHO THE F-CK WEARS BATHROBES THE ONLY GUY I EVER SAW WITH A BATHROBE IS HUGH HEFNER AND HE IS IN BED ALL DAY WITH BROADS:shrug: OH I ALSO SAW WARD CLEAVER ONCE IN A BATHROBE BUT IN THE LAST CENTURY I DONT THINK BATHROBES ARE COOL.WHAT HAPPENS IF I WALK MY DOG BROWNIE OUTSIDE IN THE MORNING WEARING MY BATHROBE JESUS CHRIST THE KIDS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD WILL KICK MY ARSE.AND IF ANYBODY AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB FINDS OUT I AM WEARING A BATHROBE I MIGHT LOSE MY MEMBERSHIP.I CANT REMEMBER SEEING ANYBODY WITH A BATHROBE ON MY FATHER NEVER WORE ONE THE ONLY PEOPLE I SEE WITH BATHROBES ON IS WOMEN AND MAYBE WWW.RICHARDSIMMONS.COM

MY WIFE SAID ITS COLD IN THE HOUSE AND IS INSISTING I PUT ON MY BATHROBE AND I TOLD HER I AM NOT A F-G LEAVE ME ALONE.THE F-CKING BATHROBE IS A LIME GREEN WITH WHITE JESUS CHRIST IT IS DEFINTLY A GAY BATHROBE.

HOW MANY STRAIGHT MEMBERS HERE AT MADJACKS WEAR BATHROBES?I STILL THINK BATHROBES ARE FOR F-GS BUT MY WIFE SAYS ALL THE GUYS WEAR THEM DO THEY BOYS.

 

[beantownjim]

JACK TO ME YOUR KIND OF A RUGGED GUY SO I DONT WANT YOU TO THINK I AM CALLING YOU A F-G BUT DO YOU WEAR A BATHROBE JACK.

I AM GOING TO SAY THERE IS NO WAY JACKSON WOODSON WEARS A BATHROBE HE IS JUST TO MANLY.A BATHROBE LOOKS LIKE A LONG DRESS AND IT SHOWS CLEVAGE.WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GO OUTSIDE TO PICK UP THE NEWSPAPER AND YOU BEND DOWN TO GET IT AND A KID WHISTLES AT YOU THINKING YOUR A BROAD THEN HE SEES YOU HAVE A BEARD THIS KID WILL BE EMOTIONALLY SCARRED FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE THINKING HE WAS WHISTLING AT A GUY:scared THERES A LOT OF NEGATIVE THINGS ASSOCIATED WITH BATHROBES THERE RIGHT UP THERE WITH GUYS WEARING SANDELS.

 

[THE KOD]

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Long cuffed sleeves, two patch pockets and
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beaner

Here is what you do to get one. Go to a five star hotel there in Boston. Carry a bowling bag with you. (that shouldnt be a reach ). Wander the floors until you see a empty room you can get into before the maid gets there.

Go in and steal a few of these bathrobes.

I dont think anyone will call you a fag if you can pull this off. That is if you aint already a fag.

yours in christ

KOD

 

[lawtchan]

didn't tony soprano wear a bathrobe.


just sayin:shrug: :shrug:

 

[Wise and Wiser]

James, while you're at it, why don't you purchase a pipe and a long novel? How close do you live to Harvard? :s8:

 

[vinnie]

.....I GRIN WHEN I WIN

 

[MadJack]

BTJ and brothers each got home made robes for christmas last year from mom.

 

[vinnie]

BEANER YOU GOING TO WEAR IT WITH YOUR SANDALS :shrug:

BOYS AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY WIFE AT TIMES SHE DOES SOME REALLY CRAZY THINGS.LAST NIGHT SHE WENT SHOPPING FOR SOME SUMMER CLOTH'S I TOLD HER I WAS ALL SET I HAVE 3 PAIRS OF SHORTS AND A BUNCH OF GOLF SHIRTS THIS IS ALL I NEED.WELL MY LOVELY WIFE TOOK IT UPON HERSELF TO PICK ME UP WAIT A MINUTE BOYS BEFORE YOU BURST OUT LAUGHING :mj07: YES SHE BOUGHT ME A PAIR OF SANDELS.SHE SAID ALL THE GUYS WEAR SANDELS IN THE SUMMERTIME ESPECIALLY ON CAPE COD.I SAT MY WIFE DOWN AND EXPLAINED THE RULES OF THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND IT CLEARLY STATES (ANY MAN WHO ENTERS THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB WEARING SANDELS OR FLIP FLOPS WILL RECIEVE A BEATING) CALLME OLD FSHIONED BUT IN MY OPINION REAL MEN DONT WEAR FAG SHOES LIKE SANDELS.IF JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN EVER CAUGHT ME WITH A PAIR OF SANDELS ON THIS WOULD END A 25 YEAR FRIENDSHIP HE HAS TOLD ME ON MANY OCCASIONS YOU CAN TELL A MAN BY THE SHOES HE WEARS.IF YOU SEE A GUY WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH SANDELS ON AND HOLDING HIS WIFES HAND CHANCES ARE HE IS BI SEXUEL HE IS A CLOSET FAG.THAT WAS A LESSON I TOOK TO HEART WHENEVER I MEET SOMEBODY NOW I ALWAYS LOOK AT THE GUYS SHOES TO DETERMINE IF HE IS A FAG OR NOT.HOW DO YOU GUYS HERE AT MADJACKS FEEL ABOUT SANDELS AND FLIP FLOPS. I'LL BET YOU BLOCKHEADS WIFE MAKES HIM WEAR FLIP FLOPS IMAGINE SEEING A BIG TOUGH GUY LIKE RAYMOND WEARING A PAIR OF FAG SANDELS IT JUST LOOKS FUNNY.MY WIFE SAID ALL THE GUYS WERE AT MACY'S BUYING SANDELS LAST NIGHT I TOLD HER YOU DIDNT SEE ME AND JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN THERE DID YOU THE GUYS YOU SAW ARE EITHER CLOSET FAGS OR THEY ARE PUSSY WHIPPED WIMPS WHO CANT SPEAK UP TO THERE WIVES.

JACK I SAY WE HANG ANY MADJACKS MEMBER WHO IS CAUGHT WEARING FAG SANDELS OR FLIP FLOPS THIS SUMMER.THE SANDELS GO BACK TODAY BEANTOWNJIM AINT WEARING NO FAG SHOES :nono:

 

[MadJack]

BTJ's preferred robe

 

[vinnie]

MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT BEFORE YOU PUT ON YOUR NEW ROBE :thefinger

BOYS I HAVE A VERY SERIOUS QUESTION TO ASK YOU GUYS AND BEFORE I DO LET ME GET ONETHING STRAIGHT BEANTOWNJIM IS NOT A FAG :nono: I AM SURE THERE ARE OTHER MEN IN THIS FORUM WHO HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WELL HERE GOES AND REMEMBER THIS IS SERIOUS.
FELLAS ABOUT 10N YEARS AGO I STARTED TO LOSE A LITTLE HAIR ON MY HEAD AND GET A LITTLE ON MY BACK.MY LOVELY WIFE USED TO GIVE ME HAIR CUTS AND WHILE SHE WAS AT IT I WOULD TELL HER TO TAKE THE CUTTERS AND RUN THEM ALONG MY BACK BASICALLY GIVING MY BACK A WIFFLE.YOU GUESSED IT FELLAS ITS TRUE IF YOU CUT THE HAIR OFF YOUR BACK IT GROWS BACK TWICE AS THICK I NOTICED THE OTHER DAY I LOOK LIKE PATCH WORK I HAVE SECTIONS ON MY BACK WHERE I COULD BRADE MY HAIR AND OTHER PARTS ARE BALD MAN I FEEL LIKE A FREAK WHAT CAN I DO.BOYS BOTTOM LINE HOW DO GUYS GET RID OF THIS BACK HAIR WITHOUT DOING THE FAG THING AND GETTING A WAX JOB.WOW IF THE GUYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB EVER FOUND OUT I HAD MY BACK WAXED I WOULD BE CALLED A FAG FOR YEARS AND THERE IS A VERY GOOD CHANCE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN AND THE BOYS WILL ADMINISTER ME A BEATING.MY WIFE TOLD ME YEARS AGO THAT IT WASNT A GOOD IDEA FOR HER TO SHAVE MY BACK NOW I AM PAYING THE PRICE.THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO GET RID OF BACK HAIR WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A FAG WITH SMOOTH SKIN LIKE A SWIMMER,MENS BEACH VOLLEYBALL PLAYER,MENS FIGURE SKATER,GET MY POINT BOYS GAY MEN ALWAYS HAVE SMOOTH SKIN I WANT TO KEEP THE HAIR ON MY CHEST I JUST WANT TO GET RID OF THE BACK HAIR I FEEL LIKE A GORRILLA.

BOYS THIS IS A SERIOUS QUESTION AND I WOULD APPRICIATE IF ONLY STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUEL MEN RESPOND.I DONT WANT ANY FAGS OPINIONS I KNOW WHAT THEY WILL SAY.(BEANTOWN MY FRIEND BRUCE WILL GIVE YOU A COMPLETE WAX AND THEN RUB YOU DOWN AFTERWARDS AND HE DOES A COMPLETE RUB DOWN DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN :jerkit SO PLEASE KEEP THE FAGS OUT OF THIS TOPIC SORRY SCOTTY AND VINNIE.

IMAGINE AN EX IRONWORKER 45 YEARS OLD WALKING INTO A BEAUTY SALON AND ASKING FOR A WAX JOB JESUS CHRIST THIS IS BULLITAN MATERIAL FOR THE BOYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB TO GIVE ME A BEATING.

RAYMOND/BLOCKHEAD IS A GORRILA MAYBE HE IS THE BEST GUY TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION ABOUT BACK HAIR.REMEMBER BOYS ONLY SERIOUS REPLIES PLEASE.

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME :cursin: THANK GOD THESE CROOKS ARE OUT OF BUSINESS

 

[vinnie]

:com:

I?m really worried about my troubled big hairy friend Jim. He spends less time with Johnny Knockdown and the boys at the Irish Social Club. When I do see him he is always talking about Madjacksports so I figured I?d check it out. I have really noticed some strange changes with Jim lately as well ? he is always hanging out at the YMCA (usually in the whirlpool or Men?s locker room) or out at Starbucks drinking Peppermint Mocha Latte?s with some strange folk :kiss: . He got a brand new black leather jacket the other day with a BIG pink triangle on the back of it. :wtf:

The last time I saw him he asked me, ?Johnny if your daughter brought home Michael Jackson, Richard Simmons, Yuri the Russian, or Barry Mannilow who would you welcome with open arms??

I?m really worried about him yesterday he tried to pinch my ass so me and the boys threw him in the Boston Harbor. I like to bet on sports as much as the nice guy but now when we are drinking and betting on our games at the Irish Social Club, when Jim is winning a game he is always winking at all the boys saying, ?I grin when I win!?

That is not all that has been wrong with him lately. Whenever I go see Jim?s lovely wife, Jim is running around the neighborhood chasing squirrels like a wild drunken Irish Mick. :slomo

What should I do boys? Is there any help for Jim??

Johnny Knockdown :box2:

 

[vinnie]

NO WONDER JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN IS WORRIED ABOUT YOU :s8: ...........kurby

Quote:
Originally Posted by beantownjim


beantownjim
Lieutenant

BOYS 11 YEARS AGO I MET THE MOST WONDERFULL LADY AND I MARRIED HER.BOYS SHE IS THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME UNTIL LAST NIGHT.LAST NIGHT I WENT OUT TO DINNER WITH MY WIFE AND HER BOSS WE HAD THE GREATEST NIGHT AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER BOSS WITHIN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES.I DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL MY WIFE THAT I AM SEEKING A DIVORCE SO I CAN BE WITH HER BOSS.BOYS DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY I WOULD BE WITH THIS PERSON IMAGINE DRIVING A 2002 MERCEDES COUPE,GOING TO VEGAS TWICE A YEAR AND STAYING AT THE MGM PENTHOUSE AND PLAYING CARDS FOR A WEEK WITH AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF CASH,HER BOSS IS 38 YEARS OLD AND LOADED WITH CASH THE HEAD CARDIOLOGIST AT MASS GENERAL HOSPITAL I WOULD SAY CLOSE TO 150 GRAND A YEAR AND NO KIDS HOW DOES THIS SOUND SO FAR BOYS.I AM CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFES BOSS BUT THERE IS ONE SLIGHT PROBLEM HIS NAME IS PETER YES BOYS YOU HEARD ME RIGHT HIS NAME IS (DR.PETER) GUYS THIS MAN HAS EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED EXCEPT WOMEN YOU GUESSED IT HE'S GAY BUT I AM CONTEPLATING OVER LOOKING THIS LITTLE SET BACK BOYS WHAT A NIGHT I HAD I THINK I AM IN LOVE

 

[signalcaller]

Tony Soprano wore a bathrobe and hes not a f-g. Hes a killer.

 

[smurphy]

BTJ's preferred robe

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[3 Seconds]

I get more BJ's from my wife while in a robe than any other time. She just comes over undoes the strap & its go time.

Easy access she calls it. Plus she knows its nice, clean & aired out while in the robe as I only put it on after a shower.

So if you want more head from your wife(if not then I would explore your gayness potential)...the robe is the way to go. :00hour

 

[beantownjim]

HEY AUNT MARTHA I'LL BET YOU WEAR A BATHROBE WHILE YOU ARE SEWING.BOYS I JUST CANT WEAR SANDELS OR A BATHROBE THIS SUMMER I WENT TO CAPE COD WITH MY LOVELY WIFE AND SHE WANTED ME TO BUY A PAIR OF FAG CROCS FOR THE BEACH I REFUSED AND WORE MY SNEAKERS AND WHIT SOCKS.I JUST CANT GET MYSELF TO ACT LIKE A F-G AND WEAR GIRLISH CLOTHES REAL MEN DONT WEAR NATHROBES END OF STORY.

JACK YOU NEVER ANSWERED THE QUESTION DO YOU WEAR A BATHROBE NEVER MIND JACK I KNOW YOU DONT BUT SOME OF OUR MEMBERS I AM SURE DO.

SMURPHY I MEAN AUNT MARTHA GIVE ME YOUR HOME ADDRESS AND I WILL SEND YOU MY BATHROBE BEANTOWNJIM AINT WEARING F-G CLOTHES I DONT CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE IS WEARING.

SANDELS ON MEN
BATHROBES ON MEN
EARINGS ON MEN
WHAT THE F-CK IS NEXT FELLAS PINK PANTIES

 

[vinnie]

HEY AUNT MARTHA I'LL BET YOU WEAR A BATHROBE WHILE YOU ARE SEWING.BOYS I JUST CANT WEAR SANDELS OR A BATHROBE THIS SUMMER I WENT TO CAPE COD WITH MY LOVELY WIFE AND SHE WANTED ME TO BUY A PAIR OF FAG CROCS FOR THE BEACH I REFUSED AND WORE MY SNEAKERS AND WHIT SOCKS.I JUST CANT GET MYSELF TO ACT LIKE A F-G AND WEAR GIRLISH CLOTHES REAL MEN DONT WEAR NATHROBES END OF STORY.

JACK YOU NEVER ANSWERED THE QUESTION DO YOU WEAR A BATHROBE NEVER MIND JACK I KNOW YOU DONT BUT SOME OF OUR MEMBERS I AM SURE DO.

SMURPHY I MEAN AUNT MARTHA GIVE ME YOUR HOME ADDRESS AND I WILL SEND YOU MY BATHROBE BEANTOWNJIM AINT WEARING F-G CLOTHES I DONT CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE IS WEARING.

SANDELS ON MEN
BATHROBES ON MEN
EARINGS ON MEN
WHAT THE F-CK IS NEXT FELLAS PINK PANTIES

WELL BEANER YOUR WIFE DOES WEAR THE PANTS IN THE FAMILY. I GUESS SHE IS JUST DRESSING YOU FOR YOUR ROLE. :shrug: