2nd annual madjacks golf outing??? sponsored by betcris!

[Agent 0659]

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

 

[dunclock]

after i make the teams, WITH YOU INCLUDED, i'll leave it open for discussion and possible changes.

last year was dunclock's fault :0corn

I ASSURE, that won't be the case this year:scared

And I think it had something to do with the 40 foot bombs you were dropping with that new putter Wayne gave you that you never even took the plastic off:00hour

:0corn

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Jack:

I have a couple of requests and I hope I'm not being intrusive. My brother-in-law (we can call him Wally) would like to play in the outing. So, if he can be matched up in my group, I would appreciate that. Neither of us are very good golfers.

Wally is from Cincinnati, married with 2 young children. He is in his early 40's and a very nice guy. He's not a lawyer but a regional manager for a medical equipment company and his wife Carol (the former Mary Ellen Rogers) is a fund raiser for an in-house organization works with drug dependant teenagers.

The reason I'm giving you their demographics is because they would like to attend the outing as well as my wife (lets call her Penny). Just Wally and I will golf while Penny and Carol may arrive later or hang out in the rooms. Notice the plural on the word rooms.

Jack, that is my second request, can I get a room for Wally and Carol as well as a room for Eddie and Penny on Saturday night? Of course, myself and Wally will pay for golf.

My last request, and its a big one, is that, since Penny, Wally and Carol never go on Madjacks website, I kinda embellished and exaggerated my place in society at this site. I told them that everybody liked me and looked up to me. I also told them that one time when Wayne got on my nerves and I threatened to leave and never come back, you guys petitioned Jack for me to stay (over 100 posts) and force Wayne to apologize.

If you guys could go along with this for one weekend I will be forever in your debt. I will pay anything, just don't embarress me in front of my wife and in-laws. Also, I would appreciate that none of you mention my wifes physical situation to her. She is very sensitive about it.

I know this is blind trust but most of you are pretty good people (I think). I am looking forward to the outing.

Jack, let me know if I can have the two rooms and if Rolltide and put Wally and I in the same 4some.

Eddie

Edward

A: I would never embarrass you in front of your family
B: when I appologize to someone its because i figure I own one--not because someone makes me
C: I would like to see "the" petitioning post --to confirm I'm not in early stages of alzeimers.(don't remeber it)
D: I think I know your brother in law--Did he once reside in Maryand--I believe I may have sent him a box of peanuts once.

 

[MadJack]

D: I think I know your brother in law--Did he once reside in Maryand--I believe I may have sent him a box of peanuts once.

that was me, wayne, and i'm not eddie's BIL :mj07:

 

[MadJack]

50 pounds too

:00hour

 

[smurphy]

1) handi capper (2) *
2) madjack *
3) ppabart (2) *
4) Dogs That Bark (2) *
5) SixFive
6) Eddie Haskell (2) *7) gmroz22 (2) *
8) bohawk *
9) Ronnie
10) Phenom
11) boilermaker *
12) Wineguy (2) *
13) fatdaddycool *
14) RollTide *
15) kosar
16) dawgball (2) *
17) bsucards
18) dunclock *
19) smurphy *
20) Jabberwocky
21) Randy (boilermaker's buddy) *
22) lewehands (2) *
23) BobbyBlueChip *
25) agent & HH
26) Joe (bohawk's brother) *
27) Eddie (Jack's friend)
28) Charles (Jack's friend)
29) Wally (2) (Eddie Haskell's friend) *
30) Steve (2) (HC's buddy) *

Oh lord, this is going to be bad.

 

[freelancc]

Oh lord, this is going to be bad.

:142lmao: :142lmao:

 

[MadJack]

Oh lord, this is going to be bad.

this is gonna be great, wtf you talking about? :00hour

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

that was me, wayne, and i'm not eddie's BIL :mj07:

thought you get a kick out of that Jack:142smilie

For the rest of crew -was inside joke--

Jack used to have parrot named Wally many moons ago--I had same kind-yellow headed Amazon named Buster. i told jack buster loved peanuts --he said wally did too--so Buster sent Wally a stash.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Thanks Wayne.

I knew you were a good guy underneath your tough republican veneer. If I can ask you for one more little favor. When I introduce you to my wife can you pretend like I represented your insurance agency in bankruptcy court last year?

See, I kinda fibbed to Penny last year, that I saved this guy from Madjacks and his family from going bankrupt. I said he was an insurance agent from Bowling Green Kentucky and was kinda of a right wing nut bag who used to always attack everyone with right wing nonsense etc.

Well, I said he used to post crazy attacks on lawyers and democrats all the time and neglected his business. Even though he was a little mashuga and attacked me all the time, I felt sorry for his family so I saved his agency from financial ruin and now he is back on his feet.

So, if you could act real thankful towards me I would really appreciate it. I owe you one good buddy.

Eddie

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Hmm We have to convince her that I was client of yours?--
I'll see if I can find a fanny pack with ACLU logo and work on my tan--she might just go for it--is there any special handshake I need to learn

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Don't have to do anything extraordinary. Just shake my hand alot on the first tee and repeatedly say thank you Mr. Haskel. Maybe a little head bowing. I'll then dismiss you as a grateful pro bono client and we will be done with the ruse. She should buy that, she's a blond ya know.

Ed

 

[THE KOD]

Don't have to do anything extraordinary. Just shake my hand alot on the first tee and repeatedly say thank you Mr. Haskel. Maybe a little head bowing. I'll then dismiss you as a grateful pro bono client and we will be done with the ruse. She should buy that, she's a blond ya know.

Ed

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Eddie

your fawked if you think they are going along with any of that. I think I seen it on a Leave it to Beaver show one time.

Eddie ended up divorcing and the in laws never spoke to him again :142smilie

 

[SixFive]

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Eddie

your fawked if you think they are going along with any of that. I think I seen it on a Leave it to Beaver show one time.

Eddie ended up divorcing and the in laws never spoke to him again :142smilie

if you're in this thread, that means you have to attend the event, scott-atlanta. We'll all see you there. Are you a good golfer?

 

[THE KOD]

no I am not good at all. I like that scramble thing though. Takes the pressure off.

This would be a good group to be around I think, minus a few. I's large enough to not have to talk to some people if you dont want to.

I told Eddie I would come if I could drive him around in the golf cart. He never answered.
Even though I promised not to drive us into
a lake or take off like a airplane over a golf course jump I would find.

 

[SixFive]

no I am not good at all. I like that scramble thing though. Takes the pressure off.

This would be a good group to be around I think, minus a few. I's large enough to not have to talk to some people if you dont want to.

I told Eddie I would come if I could drive him around in the golf cart. He never answered.
Even though I promised not to drive us into
a lake or take off like a airplane over a golf course jump I would find.

no bs, are you in or not? u going to break the madjacksports.com meeting other people/event cherry finally?

 

[MadJack]

WHEN: August 2, 2008 - 3:00PM Tee time
WHERE: Belterra Casino and Golf
http://www.belterracasino.com/home.aspx
Golf: $65
Rooms: Saturday is comped - Friday is $70 - Sunday is $50

I need everyone to send me the following information.

Name, address, phone number and date of birth. If you're bringing a guest, I need that info as well.
They also have to know what nights you are planning on getting a room. Saturday is comped.

Above info is necessary and I need it as soon as you can get it to me. I'll confirm right back to you about your room reservations.

more perks and details later!

Who is coming:

1) handi capper (2) *
2) madjack *
3) ppabart (2) *
4) Dogs That Bark (2) *
5) SixFive
6) Eddie Haskell (2) *
7) gmroz22 (2) *
8) bohawk *
9) Ronnie
10) Phenom *
11) boilermaker *
12) Wineguy (2) *
13) fatdaddycool (NOBODY'S FRIEND) *
14) RollTide *
15) kosar
16) dawgball *
17) bsucards (2) *
18) dunclock *
19) smurphy *
20) Jabberwocky
21) Randy (boilermaker's buddy) *
22) lewehands (2) *
23) BobbyBlueChip *
24) agent & HH
25) Joe (bohawk's brother) *
26) Eddie (Jack's friend) *
27) Charles (Jack's friend) *
28) Wally (2) (Eddie Haskell's friend) *
29) Steve (2) (HC's buddy) *
30) Brad (Phenom's buddy) *
31) Jason (2) (BSU's buddy)
32) tonkgolf *

who else?

* means they sent me the email with the required info and they have confirmed reservations for golf and the room.

( ) means how many are in your party.

 

[RollTide72]

and it's going to be a lot easier if i do the teams again since i have all the info and i'm here 24/7 to answer questions.

i'll be fair

no offense, rolltide, it's just going to go down smoother this way.

where the hell you been, btw?

Hey Jackson, all is well, just been very busy with work. Sent you an email today before I read back in this post. I'm happy to help you with the teams if needed.

 

[Phenom]

Jack you didn't put me down for two, my buddy Brad that played last year is playing again.

 

[MadJack]

Jack you didn't put me down for two, my buddy Brad that played last year is playing again.

i haven't received his info yet. that's what i was waiting for. and, i didn't know this off the top of my head, i had to check on the emails I received.

i'll go ahead and add him to the list without the *