OFFICIAL 2009 GOLF OUTING THREAD

The Judge

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I just got off the phone with the lady I have been dealing with in the Belterra banquet department and she says that is is pretty shitty there today but they are expecting very nice weather for the weekend.
 

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Chuck are you and Angela going to Louisville the night before? If so, go eat at Mojito's or Havana Rumba and thank me later:00hour

Look forward to teeing em up with you on Friday!
 

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Actually have work to do in Chattanooga Thurs so going to stay there, chill out, and come Friday.

To my teammates Eddie, Wally, and Gary (gmroz), is it OK if Angela rides in the cart with us Saturday, whoever is with me? If not, no big deal.

Friday is a given that she can. :mj07:
 

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Actually have work to do in Chattanooga Thurs so going to stay there, chill out, and come Friday.

To my teammates Eddie, Wally, and Gary (gmroz), is it OK if Angela rides in the cart with us Saturday, whoever is with me? If not, no big deal.

Friday is a given that she can. :mj07:

Gentleman that he is, I know Eddie will be glad to walk the course while Angela rides with you.

I mean, I would.


See you this weekend Chuck. Locked and loaded with Crown.


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Actually have work to do in Chattanooga Thurs so going to stay there, chill out, and come Friday.

To my teammates Eddie, Wally, and Gary (gmroz), is it OK if Angela rides in the cart with us Saturday, whoever is with me? If not, no big deal.

Friday is a given that she can. :mj07:

Did I argue last year? Of course she can ride with us! She's a lot of fun.
 

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It's a given that Angela is riding with me on Friday. Chuck, you can walk behind the cart, LOL.

Very excited for this weekend. I'm hitting the liquor store tomorrow. Will have a bottle of Crown, Smirnoff and a cooler of beer ready to go. Bloody Marys will be served starting at 10 AM on Saturday at the rolling bar!
 

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Very excited for this weekend. I'm hitting the liquor store tomorrow. Will have a bottle of Crown, Smirnoff and a cooler of beer ready to go. Bloody Marys will be served starting at 10 AM on Saturday at the rolling bar!



Will we need ID?


:SIB



See you soon buddy!


nole
 

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This is more or less the same forecast I've seen for three straight days for nearby Louisville, KY:

Saturday:

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High: 95?F RealFeel?: 97?F
Mostly sunny and very hot

Winds: SE at 14mph
Wind Gusts: 26 mph
Max UV Index: High (7)

Let's tee off at 1pm in Indiana in August:mj07:

And THEN try to hammer drinks while we're at it. Bunch of psychos.

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This is more or less the same forecast I've seen for three straight days for nearby Louisville, KY:

Saturday:

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High: 95?F RealFeel?: 97?F
Mostly sunny and very hot

Winds: SE at 14mph
Wind Gusts: 26 mph
Max UV Index: High (7)



GL

those 26 mph warm wind gusts make it very tolerable :142smilie

they are good for your game too :SIB
 

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It's a given that Angela is riding with me on Friday. Chuck, you can walk behind the cart, LOL.

Very excited for this weekend. I'm hitting the liquor store tomorrow. Will have a bottle of Crown, Smirnoff and a cooler of beer ready to go. Bloody Marys will be served starting at 10 AM on Saturday at the rolling bar!

God bless you man!
 

Eddie Haskell

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WG:

I have absolutely no problem with Angela riding in the cart with us on Saturday. And speaking for my brother in law Wally aka Duncan, he will not either. However, there are several pre-conditions to my agreement.

1. Angela purchases, obtains, delivers, unwraps, cuts and lights one (1) Pedron churchhill cigar for me on the front nine and purchases, obtains, delivers, unwraps, cuts, and lights one (1) Pedron churchill cigar for me on the back nine;

2. Angela provides nine (9) bilateral foot rubs (both extremeties) at the tee box's on holes 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, 15, and 17 which are to last a minimum of 90 seconds per foot per rub and are to take place on my feet without socks. I will present each foot onto Angela's lap on the aforesaid holes and she is to commence rubbing the entire foot from the great toe through the entire talocrual joint. (maximum torque ^33.06 n.)

3. On each of the aforesaid foot rubs (nine (9) per foot, eighteen (18) total), Angela is to use a schtickle of Jergens body lotion to allow for maximum skin penetration. Said lotion is to be provided by said Angela.

4. At the conclusion of the eighteen (18) hole round of golf or at any time earlier in the sole discretion of Eddie Haskell, Angela will provide a thrity (30) minute per foot, on bare skin, in the manner described above, footrub while attending the MadJacks apres` golf cocktail party in front of all attendees (hereinafter post-golf rub). Before, during and after the "post-golf rub" Angela will wear a tee shirt provided by Eddie Haskell and display the lettering on the shirt without obstruction to all attendees. The front of the shirt will bear the picture as depicted in the avatar on this post. The back of the shirt will state in bold print "Personal Friend of Eddie Haskell".

5. This agreement is binding on the parties, their respective heirs, assigns and beneficiaries.

See ya Friday.

Eddie
 

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WG:

I have absolutely no problem with Angela riding in the cart with us on Saturday. And speaking for my brother in law Wally aka Duncan, he will not either. However, there are several pre-conditions to my agreement.

1. Angela purchases, obtains, delivers, unwraps, cuts and lights one (1) Pedron churchhill cigar for me on the front nine and purchases, obtains, delivers, unwraps, cuts, and lights one (1) Pedron churchill cigar for me on the back nine;

2. Angela provides nine (9) bilateral foot rubs (both extremeties) at the tee box's on holes 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, 15, and 17 which are to last a minimum of 90 seconds per foot per rub and are to take place on my feet without socks. I will present each foot onto Angela's lap on the aforesaid holes and she is to commence rubbing the entire foot from the great toe through the entire talocrual joint. (maximum torque ^33.06 n.)

3. On each of the aforesaid foot rubs (nine (9) per foot, eighteen (18) total), Angela is to use a schtickle of Jergens body lotion to allow for maximum skin penetration. Said lotion is to be provided by said Angela.

4. At the conclusion of the eighteen (18) hole round of golf or at any time earlier in the sole discretion of Eddie Haskell, Angela will provide a thrity (30) minute per foot, on bare skin, in the manner described above, footrub while attending the MadJacks apres` golf cocktail party in front of all attendees (hereinafter post-golf rub). Before, during and after the "post-golf rub" Angela will wear a tee shirt provided by Eddie Haskell and display the lettering on the shirt without obstruction to all attendees. The front of the shirt will bear the picture as depicted in the avatar on this post. The back of the shirt will state in bold print "Personal Friend of Eddie Haskell".

5. This agreement is binding on the parties, their respective heirs, assigns and beneficiaries.

See ya Friday.

Eddie

YOU MUST BEEN A LAWYER:tongue
 
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