Hippo-Kramer Week 12 (Turducken Edition)

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I don't know if I'm over stepping here but I offered to do scoring for last week and to post this week's lines. I was never told yes, no, go fuck myself (at least by anyone on here) so I'm moving forward.

When I get to the office this morning I will get lines posted and then attempt to fuck everyone with my mad math skills.

Happy Thanksgiving you rat bastards!

Hippo, I have no idea if this turducken is free range, organic, happy or sad. I'm sure it's damn tasty though. Will you and Agent be enjoying a tofu turkey this year? My poor Augusta. :sadwave:

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I'm over stepping here but go fuck myself

When I get to the office this morning I will attempt to fuck everyone

you rat bastards!

Hippo, I have no idea if this turducken is free range, organic, happy or sad. I'm sure it's damn tasty though. Will you and Agent be enjoying a tofu turkey this year? My poor Augusta. :sadwave:

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I provided the Cliff's Notes version for people who don't feel like reading. However, the final paragraph was perfect so i left it as is. Thanks Studley
 

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A PSA reminder (that's Public Service Announcement for you nits) on the rules of our contest.

You can play the Thursday game and finish your other one or two picks before kickoff on the first games Sunday. It is not necessary to get all picks in before Thursday/odd ball games. If you don't have all of your picks in by kickoff of the first game this Sunday those picks don't count. It's not my fault you're a dipshit.

Also, I shouldn't give Hippo a hard time about the turkey this year. She's already married to one and is getting ready to have his 9th child. I'm sure he will be slaving away in the kitchen this year. My poor Augusta. :(
 

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This week's lines, courtesy of 5Dimes. Take advantage of early odds at 5Dimes! 5Dimes, a MadJackSports preferred Sportsbook.

Smuph, please don't egg Weasel into more gay picture posts. We don't want to give BBC any ideas. :nooo:

Standings to follow at some point. :kiss:

Green Bay Packers -12
Detroit Lions 47?

Oakland Raiders 40
Dallas Cowboys -14?

New York Giants -7?
Denver Broncos 42

Indianapolis Colts -3
Houston Texans 48

Cleveland Browns 39?
Cincinnati Bengals -15

Washington Redskins 40?
Philadelphia Eagles -10

Miami Dolphins -3
Buffalo Bills 40

Seattle Seahawks -3
St. Louis Rams 42

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 46?
Atlanta Falcons -13?

Carolina Panthers 41?
New York Jets -3

Jacksonville Jaguars 41?
San Francisco 49ers -3

Kansas City Chiefs 44?
San Diego Chargers -14?

Chicago Bears 46?
Minnesota Vikings -12

New England Patriots 56
New Orleans Saints -2?

Arizona Cardinals 47
Tennessee Titans -2?

Pittsburgh Steelers 34
Baltimore Convicts/Murderers -9 :moon: :moon: :moon:
 
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being that i had a break even week last week:00x30 i feel that i`ve earned the right to put forth an opinion....:walk:

the colts are -3 at houston...-3........houston just lost at home monday night vs tennesse in about as high a profile game as this franchise has had....they had a chance to put a little room between themselves and the rest of the wildcard crew....

but they didn`t...they looked pretty pedestrian...no owen daniels...slaton is slumping....

and they`re only getting 3 from the unbeaten colts?...

looks like houston breaks the colts unbeaten streak from here...
 
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breaks the colts unbeaten streak from here

keep trying. one of these weeks you're bound to be right :SIB
 

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I have no idea if this is correct or not. Scoring the past few weeks has been sketchy at best. If you don't agree, take it up with the Commissioner and I'll make the necessary changes. Otherwise shut the fuck up.

For what it's worth as I'm sure nobody caps this shit:

10 Underdogs and 6 Favorites Won
10 Unders and 5 Overs Won with 1 Push
As a group we were 49-49-1 this week

Atta boys to those that went undefeated this weekend :fingerc: :fingerc:
el JB +4, BadAngel +4, Morris +3 and TheSponge +4

Lots of perfect losers as well this past weekend :142smilie :142smilie
cmamoulelis -3, hawkeye -2, Blackman -4 and MrChristo -3

Special recognition goes to BadAngel who should know by now that you always go with your first instinct. Would have been a perfect +4 if he hadn't switched from the Chargers to the Steelers. :nono: :nono:

Double special recognition to BBC as he trails wesis69 who has not made picks for at least 2 straight weeks now. That takes some mad skills bro! :00hour

CieGrant (1-2) +15, -2, +13
bjfinste (1-2) +13, -2, +11
thadchr (2-1) +8, +2, +10
madjack (1-2) +9, 0, +9
el JB (3-0) +4, +4, +8
Beach boy (2-1) +4, +2, +6
tcas (1-2) +6, 0, +6
gmroz (2-1) +5, +1, +6
ImFeklhr (2-1) +3, +2, +5
JinxBreaker (1-2) +5, -2, +3
Tulah (1-2) +5, -2, +3
RollTide (2-1) 0, +2, +2
cmamoulelis (0-3) +5, -3, +2
hawkeye (0-2-1) +4, -2, +2
BadAngel (2-1) 0, +2, +2
trollin4walii (2-1) 0, +1, +1
Woodson (2-1) 0, +1, +1
Kramass (2-1) -1, +2, +1
Morris (3-0) -2, +3, +1


smurph (1-2) -2, 0, -2
Blackman (0-3) +1, -4, -3
tigerfan (2-1) -5, +2, -3
TheSponge (3-0) -7, +4, -3
HappyHippo (2-1) -6, +1, -5
TheBoys (2-1) -7, +2, -5
WayneWonder (1-2) -4, -2, -6
ppabart (1-2) -6, 0, -6
CartersCubs (1-2) -7, 0, -7
EagleGreen (2-1) -9, 0, -9
gardenweasel (1-2) -12, 0, -12
Ripken (2-1) -14, +2, -12
wesis69 -10 NoPick -13
MrChristo (0-3) -10, -3, -13
BBC (1-2) -14, -2, -16
JujiGatime -17 NoPick -20
ClemD -20 NoPick -23


Not eligible for last place: IMFeklhr, Blackman, tigerfan, JujiGatime, ClemD, gmroz, EagleGreen, Beachboy, Sponge, Tcas, wesis69
 
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Hot damn and Holy Moly! First time ever I've been in the black! :00hour

Now let's see if I can knock the wheels off this locomotive!

Green Bay -12 x 2
Matt stafford throwing from a sling and Kevin Smith running on a short week...

EPIC FAIL for the Lions. :sadwave:
 

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This week's lines, courtesy of 5Dimes. Take advantage of early odds at 5Dimes! 5Dimes, a MadJackSports preferred Sportsbook.

Smuph, please don't egg Weasel into more gay picture posts. We don't want to give BBC any ideas. :nooo:

Standings to follow at some point. :kiss:

Green Bay Packers -12
Detroit Lions 47?

Oakland Raiders 40
Dallas Cowboys -14?

New York Giants -7?
Denver Broncos 42

Indianapolis Colts -3
Houston Texans 48

Cleveland Browns 39?
Cincinnati Bengals -15

Washington Redskins 40?
Philadelphia Eagles -10

Miami Dolphins -3
Buffalo Bills 40

Seattle Seahawks -3
St. Louis Rams 42

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 46?
Atlanta Falcons -13?

Carolina Panthers 41?
New York Jets -3

Jacksonville Jaguars 41?
San Francisco 49ers -3

Kansas City Chiefs 44?
San Diego Chargers -14?

Chicago Bears 46?
Minnesota Vikings -12

New England Patriots 56
New Orleans Saints -2?

WHERE'S THE RAVENS GAME??
 

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I just copied and pasted the lines from 5Dimes boss.

Will look into this immediately. :rolleyes:

because there is no line yet. with tennessee either, but i thought you would at least make one up like the other fuknuts do when it is convenient for them. this contest is on FUMES i tell ya :rolleyes:
 

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Was busy trying to keep your whiny ass happy boss. Lines are now edited. Hope you like sir. Now how about a nice warm cup of

:stfu: :stfu: :stfu:

Pittsburgh Steelers
Baltimore Convicts/Murderers OFF


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