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Gotta give one this saturday for my best friend....I got al lot of stuff im gonna talk about and pretty confident, but not quite sure how to start the whole thing off. Everywhere i look online i see the same cheesy openers that are used every wedding....anyone got anything creative for me???

any help appreciated cause i got nothing real solid for openers:mj03:
 
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"before i start i wanna get something off my chest,i slept with ur fiancee...." pause for 10secs and then crack up laughing that shud get it started well :142smilie :0008
 
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I do not have a brother... so I added this, I don't have a brother but if I did I would want it to be you .. My trouble was adding the wife in.. Hated the bitch and had nothing nice to say. She turned out to be an evil cheating whore.
How do you start?? Have to know your history to start it but maybe you can relate it to how you first met..:shrug:
 
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Just don't end it with "...and here's to the baby!" as the best man at one of my friend's weddings did.

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the addict said:
ha that one is pretty solid
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I think thats pretty stupid and if you say that you will look like a fool.

The reason your the best man in the first place is to talk good things about the groom. Give examples of some things he did that stood out and you remember.

Show some respect

its a wedding with both sides of familys there for Gods sake

why take a chance on being a asswipe

young kids in the group turn to their parents and say

whats fornication mommy

that should go over big for a cheap laugh.
 
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I would go with something respectful. A cool story showing why you are best friends. I get the funny and shock factor theory, but I would do something different.
 
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Scott-Atlanta said:
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I think thats pretty stupid and if you say that you will look like a fool.

The reason your the best man in the first place is to talk good things about the groom. Give examples of some things he did that stood out and you remember.

Show some respect

its a wedding with both sides of familys there for Gods sake

why take a chance on being a asswipe

young kids in the group turn to their parents and say

whats fornication mommy

that should go over big for a cheap laugh.
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tell me how you really feel
 
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"why take a chance on being a asswipe"

I can't believe you said this.
 
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Scott-Atlanta said:
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I think thats pretty stupid and if you say that you will look like a fool.

The reason your the best man in the first place is to talk good things about the groom. Give examples of some things he did that stood out and you remember.

Show some respect

its a wedding with both sides of familys there for Gods sake

why take a chance on being a asswipe

young kids in the group turn to their parents and say

whats fornication mommy

that should go over big for a cheap laugh.
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Yeah but - this is the kind of people I hang around......

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I like to turn to old proverbs but when in doubt - quote Dr Seuss

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You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. ~Dr. Seuss
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or Caddy Shack

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet,
and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas
 
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Went to a buddy's wedding a couple of weeks back, and the best man opened up with the "Fornacation" line. You could hear crickets in the reception hall. It continued to get even worse for him when he suggested that the chick he was marrying would make an OK first wife, but that this was good practice for his second wedding.

I'll admit I laughed at that, but the family of both sides had much different feelings about his comments. Stick with something classy and you can't go wrong.
 
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Bennymac17 said:
Went to a buddy's wedding a couple of weeks back, and the best man opened up with the "Fornacation" line. You could hear crickets in the reception hall. It continued to get even worse for him when he suggested that the chick he was marrying would make an OK first wife, but that this was good practice for his second wedding.

I'll admit I laughed at that, but the family of both sides had much different feelings about his comments. Stick with something classy and you can't go wrong.
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exactly
 
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