If the SEC was on Facebook since 2000...
- Thread starter RollTide72
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When I use a public restroom. I write "Roll Tide Roll!" and "Go Bama!!" on the toliet paper role, in hopes the next customer will wipe their #### with it.
WAR EAGLE
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Not trying to start trouble
But if this was Notre Dame I would have to just say
Holy Shit
:scared
WAR EAGLE
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Not trying to start trouble
But if this was Notre Dame I would have to just say
Holy Shit
:scared
What's the difference between Auburn and crap?
The crap knows it's number 2
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How do you know when a Barner has been in your backyard?
Your garbage is gone and your daughter is pregnant and it smells like shit
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What do you call an Barner with no brothers or sisters?
A virgin grave robber
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What is the difference between Jordan-Hare Stadium and a porcupine?
A porcupine has 85,000 pricks outside!
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How is the Auburn football team like a possum?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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-What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT score?
Drool and spunk.
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-What did the Alabama graduate say to the Auburn graduate?
Welcome to Madjacks. Stay thirsty my friend
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-What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Alabama campus?
a Visitor from Georgia.
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What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common?
They can both live off of a dead bear's asshole for 25 years.
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Q. how do you castrate a alabama football player?
A. kick his sister in the mouth .
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Know why Alabama decided to stay with natural grass in the stadium?
It was for the Alabama cheerleaders
MOOOOOO !
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Q. What did the mosquito say when it landed on the Alabama Elephant's ass. The elephant let's out a groan while taking a huge shit ?
A. Suffer Bitch
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Q: What do you call an auburn football player with a national championship ring?
A: A liar and a thief
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What do you call a Alabama football player guarding a million bucks with a security camera taping him ?
A honest man
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What do you call a Auburn football player guarding the same million bucks with no security camera taping him ?
The dumb ass.
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Q:What's the difference between auburn and a dollar bill?
A:You can still get 4 quarters out of a whore
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Q:Why was Thanksgiving cancelled at auburn?
A: Too many turkeys
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Q: What is the difference between an Auburn fan and a puppy?
A: A puppy eventually stops whining like wineguy
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Q: How do you keep an Auburn football player out of your yard?
A: Set up a goal post
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A teacher asked her students to raise their hands if they are Auburn fans too. Not really knowing what an Auburn fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. A little girl named Jane has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an Auburn fan" she reports. "Then, " asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a proud Alabama Fan" the girl said! The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asks Jane, "Why are you an Alabama Fan?" "Well, my Dad and Mom are Alabama fans, so I'm an Alabama fan, too, " she responds. The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason, " she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Fawk you teacher and ROLLTIDE you bitch !
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Alabama and Auburn are playing a football game when a train passes by outside the stadium but sounds a loud whistle.
Alabama players think it is the end of the game and leave the playing field.
Five days later, Auburn scores a touchdown.
Running in the end zone and screaming we won we won bitchs
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An Alabama fan was driving down a country road when he came upon two Auburn football players hitchiking. He told the Auburn players to jump in the back of his pick-up truck. He then drove down the dirt road rather fast and lost control of the truck as they were going around a curve. The truck landed in a lake.
The Alabama fan scrambled to the surface and swam to the bank. When he looked back at the lake, the two Auburn football players were still sitting in the bed of the truck looking frantic.
As the truck began sinking the Bama fan yelled for the Auburn players to get out truck, to which they replied,
Can't you just call Slink Dog and we can throw some kittens at some stop signs again
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ROLLTIDE !
I intend to make some big money again this year on this Rolltide team.
KOD
The crap knows it's number 2
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How do you know when a Barner has been in your backyard?
Your garbage is gone and your daughter is pregnant and it smells like shit
..........................................................
What do you call an Barner with no brothers or sisters?
A virgin grave robber
..............................................................
What is the difference between Jordan-Hare Stadium and a porcupine?
A porcupine has 85,000 pricks outside!
...............................................................
How is the Auburn football team like a possum?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
...........................................................
-What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT score?
Drool and spunk.
..................................................................
-What did the Alabama graduate say to the Auburn graduate?
Welcome to Madjacks. Stay thirsty my friend
...........................................................
-What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Alabama campus?
a Visitor from Georgia.
..............................................................
What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common?
They can both live off of a dead bear's asshole for 25 years.
..............................................................
Q. how do you castrate a alabama football player?
A. kick his sister in the mouth .
..............................................................
Know why Alabama decided to stay with natural grass in the stadium?
It was for the Alabama cheerleaders
MOOOOOO !
....................................................................
Q. What did the mosquito say when it landed on the Alabama Elephant's ass. The elephant let's out a groan while taking a huge shit ?
A. Suffer Bitch
..............................................................
Q: What do you call an auburn football player with a national championship ring?
A: A liar and a thief
................................................................
What do you call a Alabama football player guarding a million bucks with a security camera taping him ?
A honest man
..............................................................
What do you call a Auburn football player guarding the same million bucks with no security camera taping him ?
The dumb ass.
................................................................
Q:What's the difference between auburn and a dollar bill?
A:You can still get 4 quarters out of a whore
.............................................................
Q:Why was Thanksgiving cancelled at auburn?
A: Too many turkeys
.............................................................
Q: What is the difference between an Auburn fan and a puppy?
A: A puppy eventually stops whining like wineguy
...............................................................
Q: How do you keep an Auburn football player out of your yard?
A: Set up a goal post
................................................................
A teacher asked her students to raise their hands if they are Auburn fans too. Not really knowing what an Auburn fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. A little girl named Jane has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an Auburn fan" she reports. "Then, " asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a proud Alabama Fan" the girl said! The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asks Jane, "Why are you an Alabama Fan?" "Well, my Dad and Mom are Alabama fans, so I'm an Alabama fan, too, " she responds. The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason, " she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Fawk you teacher and ROLLTIDE you bitch !
...............................................................
Alabama and Auburn are playing a football game when a train passes by outside the stadium but sounds a loud whistle.
Alabama players think it is the end of the game and leave the playing field.
Five days later, Auburn scores a touchdown.
Running in the end zone and screaming we won we won bitchs
..............................................................
An Alabama fan was driving down a country road when he came upon two Auburn football players hitchiking. He told the Auburn players to jump in the back of his pick-up truck. He then drove down the dirt road rather fast and lost control of the truck as they were going around a curve. The truck landed in a lake.
The Alabama fan scrambled to the surface and swam to the bank. When he looked back at the lake, the two Auburn football players were still sitting in the bed of the truck looking frantic.
As the truck began sinking the Bama fan yelled for the Auburn players to get out truck, to which they replied,
Can't you just call Slink Dog and we can throw some kittens at some stop signs again
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:00hour :0074
ROLLTIDE !
I intend to make some big money again this year on this Rolltide team.
KOD
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You know what Brent
I have decided this year to be humble in going about making my football plays.
no more gloating when I win
no more attention ho stuff
no more nothing to bring shame or embarrassment down on me ........
and with that being said.................
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I have decided this year to be humble in going about making my football plays.
no more gloating when I win
no more attention ho stuff
no more nothing to bring shame or embarrassment down on me ........
and with that being said.................
....................:facepalm:
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There was ease in KOD's manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in KOD's bearing and a smile on KOD's face,
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt `twas KOD at the bat.
Oh! somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light. And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is joy at Madjacks -- KOD just knocked it out.
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