PUHD

"You see, I can not go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muffdiving, to smack clam, to munch rug, to dine at just one American pink taco stand. And I want to, how is it-part the porpoise, you know. I want to take it to the car wash baby, you know, and get it waxed.....and air dry, air dry that shit."-Taj (Van Wilder)