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    CLEARING THE AIR

    Comrades, Bahama Mama, Yuri has his eye on you. I hear you been asking around about me. You want some big furry Ruskie Bear loving? That is what they call me back home. The big Ruskie Bear. (WINK WINK) BeantownJane, Your husband sounds a lot like my dopey neighbor. When you get bored in...
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    My NEIGHBOR IS A FRUIT (HELP)

    Comrades, Yuri needs your advice and help!!!!!!!!!!!!! My neighbor, we all call him Jim, has been running around the neighborhood the past 2 days and is scaring people. Imagine, a 250 pound irishman with red hair sprouting all over his body. The guy looks like an overgrown caterpillar with...
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    HAPPY 4TH (OF JULY)

    My american comrades! I need valuable input please! My son (BORIS) and I are going to celebrate your american holiday with lots of loud fireworks in our yard this week. Can anyone recommend to me the loudest fireworks they know of? I know that while Boris and I enjoy the festivities, I want...
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    RACISM (IS WRONG)

    Good day my americano comrades (SALUTE) I wish you well on this glorious american dream day. I wanted to tell you all about my silly neighbor man again. He is starting to worry me and me thinks he is - how you americans say - a few potatos shy of potato stew. He walk around all day and talk...
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    My dumbest american neighbor

    Good day american madjackers I am Yuri da Russian Mobster. I take much action on many games in many american sports here in where you americanos call "Beantown" But i want to talk about me dumbest american neighbor. He is sooooooooo funny he make me spit out my vodka many times each day in...
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