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  1. Smitty

    Two faced debate!

    dammit, gary, now cricket is never gonna answer my question! also, you made me read the whole list. my god, it was even dumber than i assumed. "protect social security and medicare"? from a right-winger? that's hilarious. do they really not know they are the party trying to end those darn...
  2. Smitty

    Smitty's PSA

    what can i say? now i'm 1-2,195 on multi-day parlays. in hindsight, i shoulda played them all to win in straight sets. they all cruised. oh well, a win is a win.
  3. Smitty

    Smitty's PSA

    poor, poor emma. up 5-0 in the first. probably gonna sprain her ankle or something.
  4. Smitty

    Two faced debate!

    "kamalian"? is the orange guy still trying out nicknames? anyway, don't worry, i already understand i'm debating a 10-year old. and i think you're about ready to take your ball and go home. hopefully you know how to use google and you can find her policies. i would assume she's not going to...
  5. Smitty

    Two faced debate!

    sorry, your list is so stupid that after the first few, i just skimmed a little. i think we can all agree #17 is DEFINITELY in the top 20 issues facing our country. i hope you also have "prevent drag queens from reading to children" on the list as well. i'm going to regret this but... if you...
  7. Smitty

    Smitty's PSA

    poor emma. she doesn't deserve what's about to happen to her. Rus is still +425. if you like houses... go ahead and bet your house on Rus and in a few hours you'll have 4.25 houses. maybe you'll let smitty stay in one of them.
  8. Smitty

    Two faced debate!

    um, yes. very, very confused. someday, if you ever leave the cult, you'll realize just how confused you were. i mean, anybody who still thinks the election was rigged.... you are in your own separate reality, where facts simply don't matter to you. how is it that trump was still in charge...
  9. Smitty

    Hedgehog

    the person who feeds him his applesauce knows to buy him only velcro shoes. but to your point... that's been the case for at least 40 years now. the economy does better under democrats. every. single. time. and yet, and here's the real shocker... more than half of americans think republicans...
  10. Smitty

    100%

    this gets even better. apparently he broke yet another federal law. meh, what's one more? "Federal law prohibits political campaign or election-related activities within Army National Military Cemeteries, to include photographers, content creators or any other persons attending for purposes...
  11. Smitty

    Smitty's PSA

    what if i told you there are two women tomorrow, each at +425, and at least one is GUARANTEED to win? they are Joint & Rus. one (or maybe both) will absolutely win. "but, smitty," you may say, "how can you possibly be so certain that at least one of those huge underdogs will win?" let me...
  13. Smitty

    100%

    as was donny. our first orange president. now THAT'S diversity.
  14. Smitty

    100%

    what kind of an asshole would give a thumb's up pose in front of a Marine's grave? oh yeah.
  15. Smitty

    The Mirage casino, which ushered in an era of Las Vegas Strip megaresorts in the ‘90s, is closing

    i'm way too old to climb up to the high road. i also reached peak maturity at 14.
  16. Smitty

    Red hots vs White hots

    best gay bar in tuscaloosa! one assumes.
  17. Smitty

    Let’s play the US Open

    i'm back, baby! as far as i know, no MJ's sponsors are actually legal in the state of NY. surely you're not asking me to break the law? the only illegal gambling site i was ever able to actually fund was full tilt poker back in the day. and we all know how THAT turned out.
  19. Smitty

    Hedgehog

    he never claimed to be good at it
  20. Smitty

    Let’s play the US Open

    DK: In the event a player or pairing retires or is disqualified in a Grand Slam/ATP/WTA/Challenger Tour/Davis Cup/Fed Cup/ATP Cup Match, all match bets (placed on the Moneyline) for the match will be void in the event the retirement or disqualification occurs before the first set of the match is...
  21. Smitty

    The Mirage casino, which ushered in an era of Las Vegas Strip megaresorts in the ‘90s, is closing

    hmmmm.... the BJ scene must have gotten cut. i woulda remembered... OH, that kind of BJ.
  22. Smitty

    DNC in game

    hedgehog doesn't think rich people should pay taxes. only poor people. those damn leeches, working 3 jobs!
  23. Smitty

    Prominent Anti-Vaxxer has Brain Worm

    the really sad/scary part? we're living in a world where it's entirely possible he ends up leading Health & Human Services.
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