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    Thermodynamics Of Hell

    One college student's answer to an essay question The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is of course, why we now have the...
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    Can Anyone Verify If This Is True?

    I copied this from another site...Just curious to it's validity. http://www.bushflash.com/thanks
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    Walmart Fun

    15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking her sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor...
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    Let's Not Forget Our Troops...A Must See

    I copied this from another site and thought it was well worth passing on...Please say a prayer for our military men and women. http://www.nathanadams.com/WeSupportU.htm
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    Your Patriotic Duty...You Should Have No Problem Agreeing

    YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY > We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other > than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So > this Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time every American woman is asked to > walk out of her house completely naked to help weed out...
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    Survivor - Texas Style...Funny

    > Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its > own entitled, Survivor Texas Style". > > The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San > Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. > > They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El...
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    The Drunk and the Cashier...Funny

    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:a half-gallon of 2% milk,a carton of eggs,a quart of orange juice,a head of romaine lettuce,a 2 lb. can of coffee,and a 1 lb. package of bacon.As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, adrunk standing behind...
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    Mad Wife Disease...Funny

    A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went...
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    Little Known Texas Facts...Get To Know Your Southern Brothers

    Little Known Texas Facts! Nobody asked for them, but here are some little known Texas facts. I know ya'll just can't wait to read them! Beaumont to El Paso: 742 miles Beaumont to Chicago: 770 miles World's first rodeo was in Pecos... July 4, 1883. The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the...
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    Natalie and the Attorney...Funny

    >The Madam opened the brothel door and saw a frail, elderly gentleman. "Can >I help you" the madam asked? "I want Natalie," the old man replied. "Sir, >Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..." > >"No," said the man,"I must see Natalie." > >Just then Natalie...
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    Drunk

    =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= THINGS THAT ARE VERY...
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    Coke...Funny

    A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking, and he's...
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    Now That's A Player...funny

    >Don't hate the player....hate the game !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped some >cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he >noticed that Bill's wife's legs were wide apart, and she wasn't wearing any...
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    Robin William's Foreign Policy

    Got this from a friend of mine...pretty good advice Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) I see a lot of people yelling for peace...
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    Phoenix Vacation...Need Recommendations

    Any tips on good sites and clubs to hit when I go in March. Thanks Fellas.
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    Need A GOOD Practical Joke Idea To Get Back At A Co-worker

    I'm always getting pranked at work by these tag teaming chicks in another department. I need to get even. Any ideas? Please don't give me anything that'll get me arrested or get a sexual harrassment claim brought upon...
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    Scary, yet funny, story...

    This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.) > >This guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a thunder storm. Time passed slowly and no cars...
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    Take the test: See if you ghetto or not!

    Ghetto Fabulous IQ Test. Write down your score based on your Answers to the following questions. Be honest, there will always be someone who remembers when you did do those things! 1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5points) 2. You've ever put foil on your TV...
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    Success...

    >> SUCCESS: >> >>At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. >>At age 12 success is . . . having friends. >>At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license. >>At age 20 success is . . . having sex. >>At age 35 success is . . . having money. >>At age 50 success is . ...
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    Fortune Cookie Picks For Saturday 8-30

    Georgia -2.5 Missouri -3.5 Over 59 Michigan St. -14 Oklahoma St. +7.5 Wisconsin/W. VA Over 50.5 Best of luck everyone!!!!
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