TOP 10 Reasons Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers:
10) THEY HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT.
9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
8) RAP MUSIC DROWNS OUT ROAR OF THE ENGINES.
7) POLICE CARS ON TRACK WOULD INTERFERE WITH THE RACE.
6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE JR.
5) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK...