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    Which Offshore Book is Best??

    I'm going to open an account with an offshore book and was hoping for some advice to which one is offering the best deal, and stuff like that. Any information provided will be appreciated!!!!!!
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    What Do You See????

    Can't post the picture!!!!!!! Sorry!
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    An Enlisted Man's Thing!!!!!!

    I'm not sure if this was already posted but I just received this and it is so moving I wanted to share it!!!!!!! The Third Infantry Regiment at Fort Myer has the responsibility for providing ceremonial units and honor guards for state occasions, White House social functions, public...
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    Only in Vegas!!!

    A retired guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy...
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    Chinese Torture

    A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. He knocks on the door and is greeted by an old Chinese man with a long gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man, "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but one condition. If you so much as...
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    Joke

    A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and...
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    Joke

    A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job." The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for...
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    Best Drinking Story Ever

    BEST DRINKING STORY EVER From the state where drinking and driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from Kansas. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely...
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    Presidents in Oz

    The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado. Off they whirled to Oz. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?" Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly and says: "I've come for some courage." "NO...
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    T-g-i-f

    A businessman got on an elevator. There was a blonde already on the elevator, and she greeted him by saying "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked at him, puzzled, and said, again, "T-G-I-F." He acknowledged her remark again, by answering, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was...
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    I Need Some Help

    I am scanning some pictures and I keep tryin to attach them to an e-mail and they are too big. I can only attach 3.0mb and after scanning they are 6.4. How can I make them smaller so they will attach?? If any one can help soon I'd appreciate it.
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    President's Puzzle

    Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired. "Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed. "How long did it take you?" "Well, the...
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    12 Pack

    A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday...
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    Joke

    An executive was stessed out. He had to fire one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, since they were both equally qualified and both excellent workers. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the...
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    Wild Jamaican Sex

    This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. >From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the...
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    Joke

    Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a vacation. One year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking. The other flea asks him, "Why are you shaking so badly?". The flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley". The...
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    Tbonez

    PICTURE TIME??? Hey T~Is it time to show off all of the pictures from the season? If you need any help give me a call and I'll come over during the week and we'll get them up. We really missed you last night, it was a pretty good time. Missy, Liz and I have no kids and are getting together to...
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    An Interesting letter for the men, from Bob!

    Dear Friends, It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how I handle the situation. When I got laid...
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    Gambling

    Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Johnny's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to...
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    You gotta love drunks!!

    You gotta love drunks... A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in...
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