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    The difference between Guts and balls

    The difference between men with "guts" and "balls"! Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home...
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    Wedding Anniversary

    My wife and I have a wedding anniversary coming up. So I asked her if there is anything she wanted...anything at all. "I want something that goes from 0 to 100 in 5 seconds" she says. I bought her a set of scales.
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    Rory Sabbatini

    I once saw a caddy poll that had Sabbatini at the top of the list for the "player who makes an idiot of himself on the course" question. Yesterday I realized why. What a pitiful display. By contrast, Ben Crane showed himself to be a class act.
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    Memo from Osama

    FROM: Bin Laden, Osama. TO: All Al Qaeda Fighters. SUBJECT: The Cave Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few...
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