10 perks of being over 65

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1: Your eyes won't get much worse.

 

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2: There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

 

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3: Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

 

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4: In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

 

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5: People no longer think of you as a hypochondriac.