One rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the
shadows of
an alley.
>Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into
>the
>cab and slammed the door.
>
>Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to
>see
>a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.
>
>"Where to?" he stammered.
>
>"Garden Street," answered the woman.
>
>"OK," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
>
>The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell
>are
>you looking at?"
>
>"Well ma'am", replied the driver, "I noticed that you're completely
>naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."
>
>The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled
>at
>the driver and said, "Does THIS answer your question?"
>
>Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything
>smaller?"
shadows of
an alley.
>Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into
>the
>cab and slammed the door.
>
>Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to
>see
>a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.
>
>"Where to?" he stammered.
>
>"Garden Street," answered the woman.
>
>"OK," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
>
>The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell
>are
>you looking at?"
>
>"Well ma'am", replied the driver, "I noticed that you're completely
>naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."
>
>The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled
>at
>the driver and said, "Does THIS answer your question?"
>
>Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything
>smaller?"
