19-0 inevitable PATTIES SB CHAMPS

IX_Bender

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You fackin? Paytree-ut haters out there thought we couldn?t go 16-0. But we Pats fans nevuh had any doubt. And there is no doubt as to who will be victorious in Arizonuh five weeks from now. I haven?t felt this confident of anything since I passed around my petition to have that Persian family kicked out of my neighborhood. NO FACKIN? MAGIC CARPET RIDIN?, LAMP-RUBBIN? CAMEL JOCKEY FAMILY BELONGS IN FACKIN? QUINZEE, MASS! AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?!

You know what really fackin? pisses me off? The gawddamn Paytree-uts go 16-0, and those fackin? shitbawxes in the media still don?t give them any fackin? respect! It?s a fackin? joke. Like these Wild Caaaaad teams. Why are they paying attention to these Wild Caaaaaaaad teams? None of them stand a chance AGAINST THE FACKIN? PATS JUGGUHNUT! Fack that. The Paytree-uts would facking kick the shit out of them like I kick the shit out of my dog, Beasley. He?s a good dog. But when he barks, I gawtta give him a taste of my Lugz, you know what I?m sayin??

And you, Miami Dolphins! You too can hang on my ballsack. Fackin? Dawn Shoola. You old piece of shit. Why don?t you go play some fackin? backgammon and drink some fackin? Sunsweet prune juice, you fackin? pantshittuh! You too, Mercury Morris. Why don?t you go snort some cocaine and drive your car into a telephone pole, you stupid daaaaaa-kie! Ha! Black people are so dumb.

(drinks lighter fluid)

Oh my God! Is that G-Love and Special Sauce? Fitz, turn that shit up! This shit fackin? rawks!

My baby?s got sawce!

This whole hatred of the Pats comes from simple jealousy. You fackin? Pats hatuhs out there are just jealous of our incredible success. You?re jealous of Tommy Brady?s good looks, and Bill Belichick?s superior intellectualness. But you are also jealous of Boston as a whole. You are jealous of our fine schools, like Hahvuhd, and M-eye-tee, and South Quinzee Gun Repair And Event Planning Correspondence Institute, which I attend. You?re jealous of the Red Sox. And the Celts. And the fact that we legalized gay marriages specifically so that we could jump faggots coming out of da church and give them the fishhook.

And you?re jealous of the guns. Admit it. They look fackin? great. My girl Tina likes it when I do the military press with my shirt off, and I can?t blame her. Right, honey?

Nice, huh? I just got her to go from smoking 5 packs of Pahluhmint a day to 4 and a half. It only took five weeks of slappin? her around and calling her a fat, smelly piece of dogshit to get it done. You fackin? fatass Pittsburgh fans have that kind of discipline? I think not.

So keep on hatin? us, you piece of shit fans of other piece of shit NFL teams. Me and all my buddies from Quinzee feed off of that shit. It only makes us stronger. And, as you can see, I am quite strong already. My boss says I have a real few-chuh in moving armoires. Suck on that. 19-0 is inevitable, you pansies. There?s nothing you can do about it. Just sit back and enjoy ow-uh dawminunce. TAKE YOUR BEATING LIKE A MAN, LIKE BEASLEY DOES!

And, in case you still feel like whining, I?ll be here all postseason long, aftuh every fackin? Pats blow-oot, to remind you of how fackin? superiuh the fackin? Pats are. Because we fackin? DESERVE this success. Okay? I personally had to struggle through all those early years of the Pats, when they never went to the Super Bowl. Except in ?85. And ?96. I had to live through the indignity of purposely avoiding Pats games because they were loosuhs, and I did not care about them. That hurt. So if you think I?m not gonna revel in Pats? awesomeness. YOU AAAA OUTTA YOUR FACKIN? TREE, SHITBAWX!
 

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Dream on. Colts are every bit as dangerous offensively as New England and the only difference between 16-0 and 15-1 was the fact that a third of Indy's squad was injured by the fourth Q. You know it, heck everyone knows it.

GO INDIANAPOLIS!
 

tubbysmith

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And not that I'm anyone around here, but if you're so sure, let's wager. If NE and Indy meet and you lose, you have Jack delete your profile and start a new one, with a new, non-disgraced name. Same goes for me. Deal?
 

MrChristo

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Sexlexia...
There's at least one paragraph there that makes me hope you're not 100% serious!! :142smilie

...and it's not...My baby?s got sawce! :mj07:

lol. Great post that! :D
 

Franky Wright

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Heaven, oh!!, this isn't it?!
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I haven?t felt this confident of anything since I passed around my petition to have that Persian family kicked out of my neighborhood. NO FACKIN? MAGIC CARPET RIDIN?, LAMP-RUBBIN? CAMEL JOCKEY FAMILY BELONGS IN FACKIN? QUINZEE, MASS! AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?!
And the fact that we legalized gay marriages specifically so that we could jump faggots coming out of da church and give them the fishhook.
TAKE YOUR BEATING LIKE A MAN, LIKE BEASLEY DOES!
YOU AAAA OUTTA YOUR FACKIN? TREE, SHITBAWX!

:mj07: :142smilie :mj07: :142smilie :mj07:

Instant Classic IX :00hour

Someday I will tell you about my ride in a taxi with a bunch of Patsie Boyz from Boston riding the poor Camel Jocky taxi driver all over New Orleans, 1997 :scared

Sounds just like em....:142smilie
 

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Being from MA I think this could be the best post I have ever seen. I couldn't stop :mj07: :mj07: my azz off.

Well done....
 

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If it weren't for the fact that this post is not in all caps, I would swear BTJ got ahold of Bender's password. :142smilie
 

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I'd hump Suzy in a New York minute :142hump:

:s6: :s6: :s6:
 

IX_Bender

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You fackin? Paytree-ut haters out there thought we couldn?t go 16-0. But we Pats fans nevuh had any doubt. And there is no doubt as to who will be victorious in Arizonuh five weeks from now. I haven?t felt this confident of anything since I passed around my petition to have that Persian family kicked out of my neighborhood. NO FACKIN? MAGIC CARPET RIDIN?, LAMP-RUBBIN? CAMEL JOCKEY FAMILY BELONGS IN FACKIN? QUINZEE, MASS! AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?!

You know what really fackin? pisses me off? The gawddamn Paytree-uts go 16-0, and those fackin? shitbawxes in the media still don?t give them any fackin? respect! It?s a fackin? joke. Like these Wild Caaaaad teams. Why are they paying attention to these Wild Caaaaaaaad teams? None of them stand a chance AGAINST THE FACKIN? PATS JUGGUHNUT! Fack that. The Paytree-uts would facking kick the shit out of them like I kick the shit out of my dog, Beasley. He?s a good dog. But when he barks, I gawtta give him a taste of my Lugz, you know what I?m sayin??

And you, Miami Dolphins! You too can hang on my ballsack. Fackin? Dawn Shoola. You old piece of shit. Why don?t you go play some fackin? backgammon and drink some fackin? Sunsweet prune juice, you fackin? pantshittuh! You too, Mercury Morris. Why don?t you go snort some cocaine and drive your car into a telephone pole, you stupid daaaaaa-kie! Ha! Black people are so dumb.

(drinks lighter fluid)

Oh my God! Is that G-Love and Special Sauce? Fitz, turn that shit up! This shit fackin? rawks!

My baby?s got sawce!

This whole hatred of the Pats comes from simple jealousy. You fackin? Pats hatuhs out there are just jealous of our incredible success. You?re jealous of Tommy Brady?s good looks, and Bill Belichick?s superior intellectualness. But you are also jealous of Boston as a whole. You are jealous of our fine schools, like Hahvuhd, and M-eye-tee, and South Quinzee Gun Repair And Event Planning Correspondence Institute, which I attend. You?re jealous of the Red Sox. And the Celts. And the fact that we legalized gay marriages specifically so that we could jump faggots coming out of da church and give them the fishhook.

And you?re jealous of the guns. Admit it. They look fackin? great. My girl Tina likes it when I do the military press with my shirt off, and I can?t blame her. Right, honey?

Nice, huh? I just got her to go from smoking 5 packs of Pahluhmint a day to 4 and a half. It only took five weeks of slappin? her around and calling her a fat, smelly piece of dogshit to get it done. You fackin? fatass Pittsburgh fans have that kind of discipline? I think not.

So keep on hatin? us, you piece of shit fans of other piece of shit NFL teams. Me and all my buddies from Quinzee feed off of that shit. It only makes us stronger. And, as you can see, I am quite strong already. My boss says I have a real few-chuh in moving armoires. Suck on that. 19-0 is inevitable, you pansies. There?s nothing you can do about it. Just sit back and enjoy ow-uh dawminunce. TAKE YOUR BEATING LIKE A MAN, LIKE BEASLEY DOES!

And, in case you still feel like whining, I?ll be here all postseason long, aftuh every fackin? Pats blow-oot, to remind you of how fackin? superiuh the fackin? Pats are. Because we fackin? DESERVE this success. Okay? I personally had to struggle through all those early years of the Pats, when they never went to the Super Bowl. Except in ?85. And ?96. I had to live through the indignity of purposely avoiding Pats games because they were loosuhs, and I did not care about them. That hurt. So if you think I?m not gonna revel in Pats? awesomeness. YOU AAAA OUTTA YOUR FACKIN? TREE, SHITBAWX!

For the love of God... :stfu:



I will laugh my azz of at all you Brady blowing retarts that post sheet like this if they choke. Please God let this happen...
 

Phenom

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You fackin? Paytree-ut haters out there thought we couldn?t go 16-0. But we Pats fans nevuh had any doubt. And there is no doubt as to who will be victorious in Arizonuh five weeks from now. I haven?t felt this confident of anything since I passed around my petition to have that Persian family kicked out of my neighborhood. NO FACKIN? MAGIC CARPET RIDIN?, LAMP-RUBBIN? CAMEL JOCKEY FAMILY BELONGS IN FACKIN? QUINZEE, MASS! AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?!

You know what really fackin? pisses me off? The gawddamn Paytree-uts go 16-0, and those fackin? shitbawxes in the media still don?t give them any fackin? respect! It?s a fackin? joke. Like these Wild Caaaaad teams. Why are they paying attention to these Wild Caaaaaaaad teams? None of them stand a chance AGAINST THE FACKIN? PATS JUGGUHNUT! Fack that. The Paytree-uts would facking kick the shit out of them like I kick the shit out of my dog, Beasley. He?s a good dog. But when he barks, I gawtta give him a taste of my Lugz, you know what I?m sayin??

And you, Miami Dolphins! You too can hang on my ballsack. Fackin? Dawn Shoola. You old piece of shit. Why don?t you go play some fackin? backgammon and drink some fackin? Sunsweet prune juice, you fackin? pantshittuh! You too, Mercury Morris. Why don?t you go snort some cocaine and drive your car into a telephone pole, you stupid daaaaaa-kie! Ha! Black people are so dumb.

(drinks lighter fluid)

Oh my God! Is that G-Love and Special Sauce? Fitz, turn that shit up! This shit fackin? rawks!

My baby?s got sawce!

This whole hatred of the Pats comes from simple jealousy. You fackin? Pats hatuhs out there are just jealous of our incredible success. You?re jealous of Tommy Brady?s good looks, and Bill Belichick?s superior intellectualness. But you are also jealous of Boston as a whole. You are jealous of our fine schools, like Hahvuhd, and M-eye-tee, and South Quinzee Gun Repair And Event Planning Correspondence Institute, which I attend. You?re jealous of the Red Sox. And the Celts. And the fact that we legalized gay marriages specifically so that we could jump faggots coming out of da church and give them the fishhook.

And you?re jealous of the guns. Admit it. They look fackin? great. My girl Tina likes it when I do the military press with my shirt off, and I can?t blame her. Right, honey?

Nice, huh? I just got her to go from smoking 5 packs of Pahluhmint a day to 4 and a half. It only took five weeks of slappin? her around and calling her a fat, smelly piece of dogshit to get it done. You fackin? fatass Pittsburgh fans have that kind of discipline? I think not.

So keep on hatin? us, you piece of shit fans of other piece of shit NFL teams. Me and all my buddies from Quinzee feed off of that shit. It only makes us stronger. And, as you can see, I am quite strong already. My boss says I have a real few-chuh in moving armoires. Suck on that. 19-0 is inevitable, you pansies. There?s nothing you can do about it. Just sit back and enjoy ow-uh dawminunce. TAKE YOUR BEATING LIKE A MAN, LIKE BEASLEY DOES!

And, in case you still feel like whining, I?ll be here all postseason long, aftuh every fackin? Pats blow-oot, to remind you of how fackin? superiuh the fackin? Pats are. Because we fackin? DESERVE this success. Okay? I personally had to struggle through all those early years of the Pats, when they never went to the Super Bowl. Except in ?85. And ?96. I had to live through the indignity of purposely avoiding Pats games because they were loosuhs, and I did not care about them. That hurt. So if you think I?m not gonna revel in Pats? awesomeness. YOU AAAA OUTTA YOUR FACKIN? TREE, SHITBAWX!

:mj07: :0corn Can't wait for the next post, its like reading a book.
 

IX_Bender

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Did you fackin' facks from Flarrriduh really think you could keep up with Tawmmy Braydee and my beloved Pats? I'm insulted you fackin' pricks could even think that! Fackin' white trash. Why don't come to Quinzee for a little fackin' refinement, ya fackin' tire-burnuhs!

You shouldn't come here thinking you can win! You should come in fackin' Fawxburrow and lay down naked on the fifty with a funnel sticking out of your ass, prepared to get facked! You should fackin' thank Gawd you were able to come into such hallowed ground and get fire-hosed by such a fackin' hallowed team! You should place your balls on the curb outside my fackin' Quinzee rowhouse so that Fitzy and I can give them a good fackin' stompin' with ou-uh LL Bean duck boots!

Like you stood a chance! We have Welkahhhhh! I always wanted Troy Brown to not be black, and now he isn't!

So fack you, Jagwuhs. Or Jagwiuhs. Or whatever kinda fackin' jungle animal you ahhhh! You're just like that daaakie that tried to marry my sistah! Reachin' for thuh staaahs when you belong in the fackin' mud!
 
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