2 jokes

[Palmetto Pimp]

BILL CLINTON JOKE:
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out
that
she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she's in the middle of her first
term
as Senator of New York and this has happened to her. She calls home,
gets
Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming; "How could you have
let
this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me
pregnant!
How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks
pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got
to
say?"

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did
you
hear me?"

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice.

In a barely audible whisper, he says,
"Who is this?"


REDNECK JOKE:

How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass?

A: very satisfying

 

[KotysDad]

Re: 2 jokes




Here's one.

A woman goes into the grocery store to buy 35 gallons of milk. Grocer looks at her and says, "What do you need with 35 gallons of milk?". Woman says, "I like to pour it in the tub and take a milk bath." Grocer then asks, "Pasteurized?" Woman replies, "No, just up to my tits".