Well unless you take yourselves to seriously.
Four More Wars.. Not Just an empty Bush campaign promise.
If you watched any of the Republican National Convention, chances are you heard the delegates chanting "Four More Wars." I like many of you thought these were just empty slogans, however today the tentative plans for the first two targets for war in the next term were unveiled. Mind you the order is not written in stone but the countries involved are locked into target.
Obviously there is no timeline for the attacks, but chances are they will take place prior to the end of the Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Lets face it the way we are going those two wars could be going on for years. Anyway enough dwelling on the past, we are ready to move forward.
.1 Sweeden- Operation Why the Hell Not?
Reasoning? C'mon now, the Sweedes have called out gay to every one of our wars for the last 200 years, and as our fearless leader says; "Either you was with we, or them at not on our sides."
Mr. Bush also states, " As far as Strategery went this stuff ain't very complicuted. See I once had them Swedish Meatballs, and dem little bastards is good. Laura and Mama Bush has tried to make dem sons a bitches but golly it just ain't yummy. Sides my first two drunk drivages was on qualuudes and that Obsolute. My boss, I mean Dick likes them Sweedish Fish also, so me figures when I was sleeping a spell from when I choky'd on that pretzels, we get Sweeden we gotten all that stuff. When asked for comment on Why Sweeden? Mr Cheney offered the following: "Why the Fcuk Not? Have you had the meatballs? No? Well go fcuk yourself".
.2 Mexico- Operation Remember The Alamo
I know I for one have never forgiven those wetbacks for greasing my boyhood hero Davy Crockett. I'm pretty sure ol' W ain't forgot either. The reason's for a Mexican invasion aren't quite as clear as the obvious ones in Sweeden, but nonetheless the administration has a few ideas they are going to throw out there, and hope one of them sticks. This is an exerpt from George W Bush's soon to be published biography. " Not many of you heard Jenna got her self throwed outta Senior Frogs placei in CanCun a spell ago. She was pissing in her corona bottle because the line to the bathroom was too long. What'n tarnation was she oppose-da do? My little girl will piss whereover and whycome she wants."
Apparently the other reason for invasion of Mexico is WAD. Or Weapons of Ass Destruction. No not the adult movie, Ashcroft would have a stroke. We're talking the water and the Burritos.
When asked for confirmation, Mr Bush had the following: "Yo Quiero Taco Bell mother fcuker"
Four More Wars.. Not Just an empty Bush campaign promise.
If you watched any of the Republican National Convention, chances are you heard the delegates chanting "Four More Wars." I like many of you thought these were just empty slogans, however today the tentative plans for the first two targets for war in the next term were unveiled. Mind you the order is not written in stone but the countries involved are locked into target.
Obviously there is no timeline for the attacks, but chances are they will take place prior to the end of the Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Lets face it the way we are going those two wars could be going on for years. Anyway enough dwelling on the past, we are ready to move forward.
.1 Sweeden- Operation Why the Hell Not?
Reasoning? C'mon now, the Sweedes have called out gay to every one of our wars for the last 200 years, and as our fearless leader says; "Either you was with we, or them at not on our sides."
Mr. Bush also states, " As far as Strategery went this stuff ain't very complicuted. See I once had them Swedish Meatballs, and dem little bastards is good. Laura and Mama Bush has tried to make dem sons a bitches but golly it just ain't yummy. Sides my first two drunk drivages was on qualuudes and that Obsolute. My boss, I mean Dick likes them Sweedish Fish also, so me figures when I was sleeping a spell from when I choky'd on that pretzels, we get Sweeden we gotten all that stuff. When asked for comment on Why Sweeden? Mr Cheney offered the following: "Why the Fcuk Not? Have you had the meatballs? No? Well go fcuk yourself".
.2 Mexico- Operation Remember The Alamo
I know I for one have never forgiven those wetbacks for greasing my boyhood hero Davy Crockett. I'm pretty sure ol' W ain't forgot either. The reason's for a Mexican invasion aren't quite as clear as the obvious ones in Sweeden, but nonetheless the administration has a few ideas they are going to throw out there, and hope one of them sticks. This is an exerpt from George W Bush's soon to be published biography. " Not many of you heard Jenna got her self throwed outta Senior Frogs placei in CanCun a spell ago. She was pissing in her corona bottle because the line to the bathroom was too long. What'n tarnation was she oppose-da do? My little girl will piss whereover and whycome she wants."
Apparently the other reason for invasion of Mexico is WAD. Or Weapons of Ass Destruction. No not the adult movie, Ashcroft would have a stroke. We're talking the water and the Burritos.
When asked for confirmation, Mr Bush had the following: "Yo Quiero Taco Bell mother fcuker"
