89 bottle of beer on the wall
- Thread starter RAYMOND
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On a day hot enough to make the Devil cussI walked into a bar so thirsty I was spittin' dustBarkeep asked me what'll it be?I said whatcha got? He said well let's see, we gotLone star, PBR, Rolling Rock, Shiner BockMoose Drool, O'Doul's, Hefeweizen, Ziegenbock,Keystone, Coors Light, 'course we got Red StripeAmstel, Amsterdam in the tall can,Michelob, Miller Light, Guinness by the pint glassDoppelbock Lager, take a swaller 'cause it's goin' fastOatmeal stout and a lot of Leinenkugel'sOpen up your wallet, no time to be frugal there's99 bottles of beer on the wall99 bottles of beerTake one down, pass it around98 bottles of beer on the wallWell needless to say I was pretty impressedAs he handed me an ice cold beer from a chestI said, Not bad for a hole in the wallBarkeep grinned, said That ain't all, we gotRio Grande, River Rock, Tecate with a twist topDos Perros, Dos Equis, Foster if yer AussieBud Light in the new Zane Williams coozieA dozen wheat beers on tap if you're choosy, gotHeineken, Killian's, Labatt's and Beck'sIce cold Corona with the limes in the necksYuengling chilling with the Old Milwaukee's bestSam Adams and that ain't even half of the rest of them98 bottles of beer on the wall98 bottles of beerTake one down, pass it around97 bottles of beer on the wallWell I settled down with my favorite brewI ordered me another and before I knewIt was 2 AM and I was under a tableBein' choked by a dude that smelled like a stableAnd finally I was able to throw him through the screen doorPick up my hat off the hardwood floorGet on back to the barkeep's daughter who wasPuttin' "Pop a Top" on the jukebox, dancin' non-stopAnd sippin' on a beer that I bought herWe were drinkin' it like it was waterThere were cowgirls everywhere wearin' theirPretty hair down to their derriere and there were2 more bottles of beer on the wall2 more bottles of beerTook one down and passed it around1 more bottle of beer on the wall1 more bottle of beer on the wall1 more bottle of beerWe raised it up high and drained it dry and there wereNo more bottles of beer on the wallSo we started on theCuervo, Bacardi Gold, margaritas, straight tequilaJim Beam, George Dickel, then we wet our whistle with asingle malt scotch, peach schnapps in a jello shotCaptain Morgan, pour some more of themCider Sliders, Flyin' TigersDr Pepper for the designated driversEverclear, Absolut and AmarettoI don't remember much but I never will forget those99 bottles of beer on the wall99 bottles of beerThere ain't nothin' finer than an ice-cold Shiner and99 bottles of beer on the wall
