1. Gas Station Mechanics ("Don't let them see our license plate or they'll use an ice pick to punch a hole in the radiator.")
2. Speed Traps ("They're run by fat, backwater Southern sheriffs in towns with a one-room jail and a torture room behind the outhouse.")
3. Armadillos ("What the hell is that thing? Look out -- It's coming this way! Don't let it get any closer!")
4. Fire Ants ("What do you mean, 'watch out for the ant hill'? Why should I worry about a little, old -- yeoooowwwww!!!!!")
5. Unshaven countryfolk in overalls ("He's just staring at us and doesn't -- say -- a -- word.")
6. Spanish Moss ("Could be hiding snakes or lizards." Actually hiding redbugs.)
7. Palmetto bugs ("yeeeaaaaarrrggghhh! Get it out of the suitcase!")
8. Kudzu ("How many dead bodies are in there?")
9. Mean, barking hound dogs ("He's just bound to have rabies -- look at his eyes!")
2. Speed Traps ("They're run by fat, backwater Southern sheriffs in towns with a one-room jail and a torture room behind the outhouse.")
3. Armadillos ("What the hell is that thing? Look out -- It's coming this way! Don't let it get any closer!")
4. Fire Ants ("What do you mean, 'watch out for the ant hill'? Why should I worry about a little, old -- yeoooowwwww!!!!!")
5. Unshaven countryfolk in overalls ("He's just staring at us and doesn't -- say -- a -- word.")
6. Spanish Moss ("Could be hiding snakes or lizards." Actually hiding redbugs.)
7. Palmetto bugs ("yeeeaaaaarrrggghhh! Get it out of the suitcase!")
8. Kudzu ("How many dead bodies are in there?")
9. Mean, barking hound dogs ("He's just bound to have rabies -- look at his eyes!")
