Speaking of nuts.
I was thinking about how many times I have intentionally got kicked in the nads.
Total is 3 but the one I remember goes like this.
I was a teenager , and somehow standing outside the Rec Center , there was this girl named Donna Carpenter. This wasnt just any girl , she didnt weigh much, but she had a DD rack that was to die for.
Even though I didnt know her that well I started talking to her . Everything was fine until I decided it was time to go in for the kiss and maybe rest a palm on one of them ta ta "s
It was shortly after that thought, that the lights went out as I got a direct knee slam to the groin.
As she walked away I managed to sound out .... It was worth it Beeeaaaccchhhh !
My life lesson for that day was don't be too forward with girls or you could lose 5 minutes in recovery time.
