Harry says to Eddie, "Congratulations. That new secretary of yours
is gorgeous."
Eddie says, "I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot.
She's the latest model from Japan. If you squeeze her right boob, she
types a letter. If you squeeze her left boob, she dials the boss. And
she can have sex, too."
Harry says, "You're kidding, right?"
Eddie says, "No, I'm serious. And you can even borrow her."
Harry takes her into the restroom. few minutes later, Eddie hears
horrible screams.
He yells, "Harry, I forgot to tell you, her asshole is a pencil
sharpener."
__________
A man goes to his pastor and tells him that he thinks his wife has been trying to poison him.
"Let me talk to her and see what I can find out", the pastor replies.
So the next day the guy asks the pastor whether he talked to her.
"Yes I did," he replied. "We met here in the chapel and I talked with her for about 3 hours."
"So do you have any advice?" the man asks
"Yep," the pastor replies "take the poison."
is gorgeous."
Eddie says, "I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot.
She's the latest model from Japan. If you squeeze her right boob, she
types a letter. If you squeeze her left boob, she dials the boss. And
she can have sex, too."
Harry says, "You're kidding, right?"
Eddie says, "No, I'm serious. And you can even borrow her."
Harry takes her into the restroom. few minutes later, Eddie hears
horrible screams.
He yells, "Harry, I forgot to tell you, her asshole is a pencil
sharpener."
__________
A man goes to his pastor and tells him that he thinks his wife has been trying to poison him.
"Let me talk to her and see what I can find out", the pastor replies.
So the next day the guy asks the pastor whether he talked to her.
"Yes I did," he replied. "We met here in the chapel and I talked with her for about 3 hours."
"So do you have any advice?" the man asks
"Yep," the pastor replies "take the poison."
