Vinnie, A tramp walks into a bar on a cold winter day and asks the bartender if he can come up with a good animal act if he could get a free drink. The boss says ok lets see the act. Reaching into his long overcoat he pulls out a minature piano, a small stool, a mouse dressed in atux with tails, and a canary. He places the mouse on ths stool, the canary on the piano and the act starts. The mouse plays the piano and the cananry sings. After about an hour the word goes out and the bar is full, watching this great act. The boss gives the little tramp all the free drinks he can handle. Comes closing time he asks the tramp, "can you come back again tomorrow" I'll give you all the free booze you want". The tramp says ok but I feel bad, as the act isn't what it seems to be. The boss says no its a great act. The tramp saya ok but I have to let you know, "The canary dosn't sing the mouse is a ventriloquest".
Ciao Il Duce.
