A few good ones!

[Bluemound Freak]

In lite of monk's return! Here are a few Jokes for those in need of a smile today!

Laugh and the World Laughs with you, Cry and they say hey Pu##y shut up before I kick your #SS!


>A Spanish Delicacy
>An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of
>sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
>looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good,
>the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just
>served?" The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
>bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
>
>The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on
>vacation! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor.
>There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each
>morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to
>save you this delicacy!"
>
>The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that
>evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a
>few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the
>waiter and said... "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller
>than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
>
>The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
>
>
>"Si senor.Sometimes the bull wins."

 

[Bluemound Freak]

>
> > A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in
> > a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking
> > another order at a table a few paces away)
> > suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding
> > down his chair and under the table, but the woman
> > acted unconcerned.
> >
> > The waitress watched as the man slid all the way
> > down his chair and out of sight under the table.
> > Still, the woman dining across from him appeared
> > calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her
> > dining companion had disappeared.
> >
> > After the waitress finished taking the order,
> > she came over to the table and said to the woman,
> > "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just
> > slid under the table.
> >
> > The woman calmly looked up at her and replied,
> > "No he didn't. He just walked in the door. "

 

[Felonious Monk]

Very nice my friend but here's another joke for ya: The Babe Bracket

How in the hell is Britney a #1 seed? NO WAY!

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Man I think I could have chosen a few hotter hotties than the ones they chose! I did not see Amanda Peet on there anywhere!

Damn It!

 

[Blitz]

Subject: Birth Control

Subject: Birth Control

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly
alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next
to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put
it
in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his
legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

Note: This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, and West Virginia
:nono:

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Blitz's Vacation!

Blitz's Vacation!

This married couple was on holiday in India. They were touring around
> the
> marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small
> sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent
> say,
> "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
> So the married couple walked in. The Indian man said to them "I have
> some
> special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at
> sex
> like great desert camel."
> Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
> the
> man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
> sex
> god he was.
> The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex
> freak?"
> The Indian man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb."
> Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,
> and
> tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this
> wild
> look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!!
> In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent him
> violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
> pants,
> and grabbed a firm hold of the Indian's thighs.
> The Indian then began screaming,
> "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

Jenny Mcarthy is beating Brooke Burke 75% to 25%????
Unreal
You ask me I would have Burke in the finals

 

[Blitz]

Hey Bluemound

Hey Bluemound

It wasn't my fault!!!

Those sandals were fuhked up, I couldn't tell what foot to put them on!!