a guy walks into a bar with a dog....he claims the dog can talk. ..."give me a beer and i'll show you."
the bartender slides a beer to him and the man asks the dog, "fido, what is that above our heads?" ...the dog says, "roof!" ..
the irritated bartender says, "that's not talking, he sounds like any other dog."...
the man says, "o.k, how about this - fido, who was the best baseball player of all time?" ...
the dog says, "ruth!"..the bartender throws the man and the dog out of the bar...
fido says to the man, "ya think i shouldda said dimaggio?"
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the bartender slides a beer to him and the man asks the dog, "fido, what is that above our heads?" ...the dog says, "roof!" ..
the irritated bartender says, "that's not talking, he sounds like any other dog."...
the man says, "o.k, how about this - fido, who was the best baseball player of all time?" ...
the dog says, "ruth!"..the bartender throws the man and the dog out of the bar...
fido says to the man, "ya think i shouldda said dimaggio?"
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