a helpful tip to all,

fatdaddycool

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Do not get in the right lane at a red light unless you have designs on turning right, if you are in the right lane and going straight then you are surely impeding my progress.

Do not slow down at green lights anticipating a yellow.

Do not drive in somebodys blind spot, if by chance you are unaware of where that is then please go to the nearest police station and turn yourself in.

consider the speed limit a minimum speed, the sign is merely a suggestion, add 5 mph.

flick cigarettes toward ground at all speeds.

when you are merging, adjust YOUR speed.

if someone merging into your lane think about getting over if at all possible.

I think that drivers that have not gotten a ticket other than speeding in say 7 years should all be issued dart guns, with little darts that say asshole on little red flag. As you are driving and you see someone driving in an annoying manner shoot the dart. Anyone sporting three or more asshole darts.......gets a ticket for being an...well you get the picture.
 

Simply In The Red

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Correction to above.

DON'T flick cigarette butts out the car. Keep your trash to yourself and put them in a garbage can when you get a chance. And I am not talking about emptying your ashtray as you are sitting at a red light. :nono:
 

dr. freeze

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do not drive at exactly the same speed in parallel with someone else on a 4 lane road when people are riding your ass....this is not the infantry.....
 

JT

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Oh man yes don't even get me started. People who pull out into your lane in front of you but go slower than you. (Get outta my f*cking way!) People who are driving in the left hand lane of a 2 lane highway with about 6 cars behind them but stay on the damn cruise control and will not speed up extra to pass the slow a**es in the right lane, etc etc etc. Driving is teamwork too many people are driving that should not be allowed to drive. Plus it is only going to get worse with more people. I am thankful I don't have to drive more than a 1/2 hour to work because if I did I would flip out like Michael Douglas in "Falling Down". I feel for people who have to or drive for a living. :(
 
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AR182

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Amen to this thread.....I would like to add ......
Drive in the right lane,pass in the left lane.
Don't drive less than the speed limit,especially in the left lane.
Don't put makeup on while driving.
Stay off the cell phone while driving.If have to use phone,pull off the road.
And everything else that previous posters have written.

Hopefully people in my area will read this.
 

scrubbo

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They should take the turn signals off all cars in Charlotte because almost NOBODY uses them.!!!!!! Not even the Cops. It drives me mad.
Always assume the driver in front of you is lost. Keep your butts in your car!!!!! Be a 360 degree driver, which means you should know whats ahead, behind and on the sides of you.
 

Bama6895

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My biggest pet peeve is: Merge means Merge, is does NOT mean stop!!

How many times have you seen these people that go to merge and they just stop. My goodness, I have nearly killed people by looking back expecting the car ahead of me to be speeding up and the bastard is stopped. Do these people really think it is smart to try to accelerate from 0 to 70mph?

I also hate the people that do not understand that you can turn on red most of the times.

Also there are those people on the interstate that constantly put on their brakes. This mostly happens when there is a large line of cars in the left lane trying to pass a couple of 18-wheelers. They brake and everyone else breaks.

Man I could go on forever on some of the drivers out their. I will probably post later on with more bitching.

P.S. The left lane is the fast lane, not the go the speed limit lane.
 

Bluemound Freak

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Damn you been driving down 59 enough! Those people can't drive for crap! I think it has something to do with where they are going. ;)


You bammers know what I'm talking about!
 

prospector

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do NOT ....

change your driver side tire at the very edge of the road at the crest of a steep hill at night ... or don't expect to see the sun come up.
 

Bama6895

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Bluemond,

the worst drivers in the world drive on I-20/59 between Tuscaloosa and Birmingham. The ones on I-20 from Birmingham to Atlanta are not much better either.
 
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