Not all will appreciate the joke but I thought it was hilarious. FWIW, it was told to me by an old man in a nursing home (really).
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Joe - an old guy is in a nursing home when he befriends an old lady named Mildrid. One day Joe says to Mildrid "Will you hold my penis?" And Mildrid agrees.
Joe takes out his member and Mildrid holds it tight for several minutes. Joe is very happy and eventually leaves. Every day for weeks Joe would go into Mildrid's room and Mildrid would hold his member.
Then one week Joe didn't stop by Mildrid's room at all. Mildrid was a bit concerned until later she saw Joe walking down the hall.
"Joe," she yelled (at least as loud as a 90 year old woman in a nursing home can). "Where were you this week? I looked forward to holding your penis every day but you never showed up."
"To be frank with you," Joe said, "I befriended a new lady - Mrs. Schwartz and now she holds my penis instead. I much prefer the way she holds my cock over the way you do."
Mildrid is shocked and cries "What does Mrs. Schwartz have that I don't???"
Joe replies "Parkinson's disease."
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Joe - an old guy is in a nursing home when he befriends an old lady named Mildrid. One day Joe says to Mildrid "Will you hold my penis?" And Mildrid agrees.
Joe takes out his member and Mildrid holds it tight for several minutes. Joe is very happy and eventually leaves. Every day for weeks Joe would go into Mildrid's room and Mildrid would hold his member.
Then one week Joe didn't stop by Mildrid's room at all. Mildrid was a bit concerned until later she saw Joe walking down the hall.
"Joe," she yelled (at least as loud as a 90 year old woman in a nursing home can). "Where were you this week? I looked forward to holding your penis every day but you never showed up."
"To be frank with you," Joe said, "I befriended a new lady - Mrs. Schwartz and now she holds my penis instead. I much prefer the way she holds my cock over the way you do."
Mildrid is shocked and cries "What does Mrs. Schwartz have that I don't???"
Joe replies "Parkinson's disease."
