For TTM$$$ and all his co workers up there in yyz (code name Toronto)
So my friends and I who all go by nicknames are at the pool at the Royal Solaris Hotel in Cun. There was myself who's nickname is generally shortened to simply dick. Jaques MeOff from New York, T.C. (The Conscience) also from N.Y., Smoke form Boston, and Head from Milwaukee. It is a beautiful Saturday and we are at an all inclusive and I am half smashed already. Anyway these two girls start hanging around the group as, you can imagine I and my friends are quite loud, and kind of following us around all day. Me being recently divorced and still somewhat good looking, as far as I am concerned at least, was not interested in the two women other than them flashing their breasts and moving on. Well the one girl that I started calling Jugs was from Grand Prairie Texas and the other, which I gave the name Moped to, was from Garland. Now let me state this right now. My feelings were not based on these girls personalities whatsoever, I didn't want them around simply because they were heavy. Hence the name Moped, fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one. Well now I was in a pickle, because although they would fetch me and my friends a drink whenever I beckoned, they also found out I was recently divorced, therefore having some kind of equine sympathy on me or misplaced feeling for me or something. Regardless I couldn't shake the old nags. Anyway, as the day wears on Moped is taking a liking to Smoke and they head out to the Ocean to "spray the glass". If you have ever been to Amsterdam, you are well aware of this term, "spray the glass". In the meantime I meet this girl who is 21 and there with her parents. Her Mom was only 38 and father 41, I am 37. Her mom was totally hot and had a knockout body and a good personality from what I heard, I generally tune 'em out, so we called her lay, cuz she was born in L.A. and we all wanted to bang her, and her Dad was called Lucky, for obvious reasons. Anyway I was instantly attracted to the daughter who I started calling "Happy Meal". Anyway, we all go out to LaBoom, and I am feeling somewhat uncomfortable cuz happy meal is all over me and I don't want to piss off Lucky as they started hanging around too. Then right as I just about have Happy Meal talked into a walk on the beach, Jugs and Moped show up with another guy we called Animal. She, jugs, comes over and starts rubbing and dancing her backside all over me while I talk to "Happy Meal", so I calmly look at her and say "will you get your big ass off of me" she gets all pissed off and throws her drink at where she thought I was standing and hits Happy Meal all down the front of her skirt. Seeing that the situation called for immediate action I looked at Happy Meal and said,"We better get you out of those wet clothes"...the rest my friends is for the record books as we had to retire to the hotel for a change of clothes.
So my friends and I who all go by nicknames are at the pool at the Royal Solaris Hotel in Cun. There was myself who's nickname is generally shortened to simply dick. Jaques MeOff from New York, T.C. (The Conscience) also from N.Y., Smoke form Boston, and Head from Milwaukee. It is a beautiful Saturday and we are at an all inclusive and I am half smashed already. Anyway these two girls start hanging around the group as, you can imagine I and my friends are quite loud, and kind of following us around all day. Me being recently divorced and still somewhat good looking, as far as I am concerned at least, was not interested in the two women other than them flashing their breasts and moving on. Well the one girl that I started calling Jugs was from Grand Prairie Texas and the other, which I gave the name Moped to, was from Garland. Now let me state this right now. My feelings were not based on these girls personalities whatsoever, I didn't want them around simply because they were heavy. Hence the name Moped, fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one. Well now I was in a pickle, because although they would fetch me and my friends a drink whenever I beckoned, they also found out I was recently divorced, therefore having some kind of equine sympathy on me or misplaced feeling for me or something. Regardless I couldn't shake the old nags. Anyway, as the day wears on Moped is taking a liking to Smoke and they head out to the Ocean to "spray the glass". If you have ever been to Amsterdam, you are well aware of this term, "spray the glass". In the meantime I meet this girl who is 21 and there with her parents. Her Mom was only 38 and father 41, I am 37. Her mom was totally hot and had a knockout body and a good personality from what I heard, I generally tune 'em out, so we called her lay, cuz she was born in L.A. and we all wanted to bang her, and her Dad was called Lucky, for obvious reasons. Anyway I was instantly attracted to the daughter who I started calling "Happy Meal". Anyway, we all go out to LaBoom, and I am feeling somewhat uncomfortable cuz happy meal is all over me and I don't want to piss off Lucky as they started hanging around too. Then right as I just about have Happy Meal talked into a walk on the beach, Jugs and Moped show up with another guy we called Animal. She, jugs, comes over and starts rubbing and dancing her backside all over me while I talk to "Happy Meal", so I calmly look at her and say "will you get your big ass off of me" she gets all pissed off and throws her drink at where she thought I was standing and hits Happy Meal all down the front of her skirt. Seeing that the situation called for immediate action I looked at Happy Meal and said,"We better get you out of those wet clothes"...the rest my friends is for the record books as we had to retire to the hotel for a change of clothes.
