A quick Laugh

[Woodson]

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment: shave, shampoo, manicure and haircut, he placed the boy in the chair. Then he said, "I'm going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade. I'll be back in a few minutes."

When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you."

"That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut'."

 

[TontoKowalski]

haha

here's one

a little boy kept annoying the family dinner talking and poking around at the adults table. so uncle jed says, i'll calm him down, and took him into the tv room. after about 15 minutes, aunt sally said, "wow, what did you do with him, he's so quiet now, did you put on a good tv show?"

"no" says the uncle, " I taught him how to masterbate"

 

[TontoKowalski]

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, ?This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest, average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What?s yours?? He coolly replies, ?Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you."

 

[Woodson]

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, ?This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest, average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What?s yours?? He coolly replies, ?Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you."

And that's why I'm STILL the best wing man out there...

I set it, you close em out...

:rimshot