Joke: A screwdriver walks into a bar.
- Thread starter MadJack
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It would have been funny if his name was Decker.....
Murray, not so much............:0003
Duck walks into a bar. Says to the bar tender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." Bar tender says, "Sorry, don't sell peanuts." The duck leaves.
Next day, duck walks into the bar, "I want to buy some peanuts." Bar tender replies, "I already told you I don't sell peanuts!" The duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks into the bar, "I want to buy some peanuts!" Bar tender yells back, "I told you, I don't sell peanuts! If you ask one more time, I'll nail you to the wall!" So the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks into the bar, "Do you have any nails?" Bar tender says, "Sorry, don't have nails." Duck asks, "Do you have any peanuts?"
Duck walks into a bar. Says to the bar tender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." Bar tender says, "Sorry, don't sell peanuts." The duck leaves.
Next day, duck walks into the bar, "I want to buy some peanuts." Bar tender replies, "I already told you I don't sell peanuts!" The duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks into the bar, "I want to buy some peanuts!" Bar tender yells back, "I told you, I don't sell peanuts! If you ask one more time, I'll nail you to the wall!" So the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks into the bar, "Do you have any nails?" Bar tender says, "Sorry, don't have nails." Duck asks, "Do you have any peanuts?"
Next day, duck walks into the bar, "I want to buy some peanuts." Bar tender replies, "I already told you I don't sell peanuts!" The duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks into the bar, "I want to buy some peanuts!" Bar tender yells back, "I told you, I don't sell peanuts! If you ask one more time, I'll nail you to the wall!" So the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks into the bar, "Do you have any nails?" Bar tender says, "Sorry, don't have nails." Duck asks, "Do you have any peanuts?"
Duck walks into a bar. Says to the bar tender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." Bar tender says, "Sorry, don't sell peanuts." The duck leaves.
Next day, duck walks into the bar, "I want to buy some peanuts." Bar tender replies, "I already told you I don't sell peanuts!" The duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks into the bar, "I want to buy some peanuts!" Bar tender yells back, "I told you, I don't sell peanuts! If you ask one more time, I'll nail you to the wall!" So the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks into the bar, "Do you have any nails?" Bar tender says, "Sorry, don't have nails." Duck asks, "Do you have any peanuts?"
A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, "No pets allowed."
The man replies, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Ravens game and you'll see. Whenever the Ravens score, my dog does flips."
The Ravens keep scoring field goals, and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.
"Wow! What happens when the Ravens score a touchdown?"
The man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years."
The man replies, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Ravens game and you'll see. Whenever the Ravens score, my dog does flips."
The Ravens keep scoring field goals, and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.
"Wow! What happens when the Ravens score a touchdown?"
The man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years."
Duck walks into a bar
he has joker and yyz , one under each wing
bartender says hey retard what are you doing in here
Duck says I am not a retard I am a duck
bartender says I wasn't talking to you
he has joker and yyz , one under each wing
bartender says hey retard what are you doing in here
Duck says I am not a retard I am a duck
bartender says I wasn't talking to you
Guy walks into a bar, bartender notices his face is all bruised and bloody on one side.
"What happened to you?"
"Called my girlfriend a two-bit whore".
"Jesus Christ! What did she hit you with?"
"Her sack of quarters......."
"What happened to you?"
"Called my girlfriend a two-bit whore".
"Jesus Christ! What did she hit you with?"
"Her sack of quarters......."
