I thought some of you MJer's might get a chuckle from this:
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He handed out each lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red...................cherry",
"Yellow...............lemon",
"Green.................lime",
"Orange...............orange".
Finally, the professor gave them all honey flavored Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well" the professor said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out -..........they're assholes!!!"
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He handed out each lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red...................cherry",
"Yellow...............lemon",
"Green.................lime",
"Orange...............orange".
Finally, the professor gave them all honey flavored Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well" the professor said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out -..........they're assholes!!!"
