Aesops Fables

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Seems the Clinton Clan think there are a few chickens left to be plucked. http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010806/ts/media_clinton_dc_8.html

Instead of buying the book I will donate $25 to the one that comes up with best title for book.Will forward the winning cheese to any sportbook listed at Jacks that takes Neteller.
Deadline for entries posted in this thread next Monday 7am central

 

[yyz]

"Stains, Planes, and Autobiographies!"



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[REBEL YELL]

Now THIS should be a good thread.

 

[buddy]

"If I'm a twit, you must acquit."

 

[SixFive]

To borrow a character name from a classic piece of literature that I think would apply to the former president's military career as well as his ability to never be responsible for anything.


"The Artful Dodger"

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It's far better to be LUCKY than good.

 

[ctownguy]

Clinton's Cunts
(An alphabetical synopsis of the White House years)

 

[selkirk]

"Free Willy"

after all you know there will be a movie after the book.
thanks
selkirk

 

[Subagoto]

"Presidency for Dummies"

Title may be a misnomer given the intent of the series.

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[coldbeer4soul]

Crouching Bubba, Hidden Intern

 

[ferdville]

The Clinton Years - A Blow by Blow Account

 

[REBEL YELL]

How To Make Interns And Influence People

 

[AzRusty]

The Clinton Years: A Truthful Accounting of My Tenure as President

(Book should run about three pages and be as dull as a worn out old rusty saw)

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Last day! While I won't pick a title will venture a guess on a few chapters.
1 Whos says a $500 claimer can't win the derby.
>elaborates on Clinton bloodlines.
2. I want you!
>Tells how draft dodger/protester can become commander and chief of armed forces.
3. Me and PT.
Concurs that Mr Barnum's favorite quote apply's to the public in general.
4.How I licked the Cubans.
This chapters on cigars
5 Blown opportunities.
On how our youth can move up corporate ladder quickly.
6. Lead by Example.(With quotes from Jessie)
Confesses he and Jessie really didn't have prayer meeting but did swap several addy's.
7 Well pardon me!
self explanatory.
Final chapter. We did good.
This was also his farewell theme.He admits how he came apon this theme.It was after he and Hilliary were advised by his accountant that after never reporting earned income of over $35,000 in any year he had amassed millions in 2 terms.If you notice in the 12 times he states this theme in speech he has huge smile and occasional wink for Hilliary.

one day left for titles.Am currently leaning to "The artful Dodger" and "Free Willie"

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Couldn't decide between the two so will pay both.Kirk shoot me a email.I'll talk at you today Clint.