Albums you know you should hate but for some reason you shamelessly admire; Pt 1

Anders

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OK, I'll kick this new series of with a real obvious one ...

"Bat Out of Hell" Meat Loaf

Now one _ well, me for instance _ could make a hugely persuasive argument why Jim Steinman should be constantly tortured for his crimes against humanity .... Rock'n'Roll Dreams Come True, Total Eclipse of the Heart, Bat out of Hell II are fine places to start ...
But for some bizarre, I think satanic reason, this album works.
Of course, a key ingredient is the vocals of Mr Loaf. Inside that behemoth body (yeah, he was a varsity tackle and a helluva block ;) )had to lie a decent set of pipes, right?
But it would've been out of place if Marvin Lee Aday didn't find the right vehicle in Steinman's whacked-out combination of overblown Wagnerian pop, classic rock'n'roll, twisted lyrics and sense of the pompous and absurd mixed in with tacky humour.
Rememer this album exploded in the middle of Disco v Punk _ it had to be off-the-wall to get attention.
But if it wasn't for the ear of a Columbia A @ R man named, from memory, Gregg Popovich, it was quite likely Steinman's magnum opus was going to be dumped in the bin.
Still astounds me how so many tone deaf company lackees could miss Steinman's love affair with all things American and r'n'r _ the motor crash song (Bat out of Hell is just Tell Laura I Love Her gone rock opera), the making out car song (Paradise by the Dashboard Light), talking bits in songs (always a sign of greatness!!)....and have a listen to the drums in You Took the Words Right Out of my Mouth and u could simply substitute them for Then He Kissed Me...
He did get some pretty good help though - I'd hate to think what it would have sounded like without the guitar god Todd Rundgren at the helm to cut the fat...come on, if Steinman had been left in charge it woulda been a triple album....
Throw in some Springsteen extras, Ellen Foley's backing vocals .... a friggin baseball commentary, and you have a weird, disfigured creature that drew its own life and strength...
Sales should never be recognised as a measure of quality _ man, I sold enough absolute cack/pants/dreck to make me shower 10 hours a day for a lifetime. But its longevity as a seller is astonishing. It is, beyond any doubt, the biggest selling back-catalogue album is retail existence _ I'd roughly estimate it would sell 3000 copies a day worldwide. And I've yet to figure out whether the guy at CBS who made it a mid-price product is a either a friggin genius or the biggest moron out since beantownjim mated with sportsfanaticusa ...
Suffice to say; ain't many of you, yeah, like me can't resist it when this bashes in...
"It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning..."

Next week in Series 2? Ah, um, maybe something by U2 _ every time I feel like patting Bono on the back there's some song I'll remember that turns it into a face slap....

Your contributions are greatly anticipated...

Love
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acehistr8

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Poison, Open up and say Ah

Among other "classic" 80s tunes - Love On The Rocks, Nothin But a Good Time, Tearin Down the Walls, Fallen Angel, Every Rose Has Its Thorn and Your Mama Dont Dance. AMONG OTHERS! Chock full of 80s goodness, I wish I didnt own it.

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On our RV trip to Tuscaloosa a couple of weeks ago for the GA/ALA clash, we stopped at a gas station and what tape did I buy for our listening pleasure...Poison--Look What the Cat Dragged In. Don't take this the wrong way, but when that tape first hit the stores, I thought a couple of those "girls" were do-able. It didn't help that my early teen hormones were running sprints 24-7.:eek:
 

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ok, i got one.. but it is real bad..


PINK... you know that teenie bobber ho

I know, I know, im a douche bag!

my wife always listens to it..
and damn if it didnt grow on me.. there are some catchy tunes on there..??

god ill stop making excuses for myself..

i am ashamed.. if you guys dont want me to post anymore i will understand.

:nooo: :nooo: :nooo:
 

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Anders!!!! Bat Out Of Hell, Meatloaf and Steinman are great for all the reasons you hate them! To me they evoke the pagentry and the minestry of what Rock n roll is suppose to be.
 

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thunderdoll said:
Anders!!!! Bat Out Of Hell, Meatloaf and Steinman are great for all the reasons you hate them! To me they evoke the pagentry and the minestry of what Rock n roll is suppose to be.
I think Thunderdoll might be one of those people who didn't notice "Spinal Tap" was a comedy.
 

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I'm sure these songs can be found on albums these artists (and I use that term loosely here....;) ) recorded at some time, but I can't/won't/don't care to give you an album title.


Triumph --"Magic Power"

Absolutely no reason at all to like this cheese-ball 70s band. With lyrics like "I'm young, I'm wild, I'm free, catch the magic power of the music in me" Arrghh, pedestrian song-writing at its finest. Of course, seeing them live with a head full of killer LSD made the night really kind of fun......:eek:


Billy Thorpe "Children of the Sun"

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, here comes this terrible, too long pathetic attempt at rock opera-- or whatever the heck they were trying to do when they recorded this piece of crap.
You remember this song, right? A real long cheezy intro of drums and guitars and synths before the solo guitar kicks into high gear and they make some fake sounding thunder to get everyone to stand and scream as Billy Thorpe begins to yell out the lyrics....an amazingly bad song.....

I only went with a couple that I actually laugh at when I hear them on the radio. If I had gone with those bands that I don't like, this list would never end.........;)
 

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Soundtrack for Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance/Feet of Flames. Love it!!!!!

Video tape for both is awesome too!!! Love the Irish dancing and music!!!!! Going to see them live 10-27 at the Lyric Opera House 2nd row!!! (4th time seeing them live. Awesome!!!!)
 

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Dionne Warwicks Greatest Hits.

I remember my parents playing this in the house when I was a kid.

"if you see me walking down the street and I start to cry, walk on by, >>>> insert horn intro here<<<<<

Talk about sappy. I guess it brings back memories growing up as a kid.
 

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235 Cds, and 100 albums, and one ketel music album.

Hit Express, the Scary thing is if I could buy on CD, I would. that tops them all. Of coarse not as bad as the guy on Record Collector (the collection) one of the greatest documentaries/shows ever, he had 70000 albums including k-tel, and could tell you the songs of most.

as for
Frank Sinatra ~ "Live At Madison Square Garden" w/ intro by Howard Cosell


would love to get that on CD, have a six hour radio documentary they did on his life (CBC Radio) it was great, most Rock Stars are talk, Frank was it.

also the 75 minute album (forgot who does it)

just has 3 lines of lyrics sang/told over and over again.
Jesus loves, Jesus loves me, this I know for the bible tells me so.....

something like that Tom Wait does the final 20. a homeless man sang it years ago who died of Cancer, never did drink. not religous but do play the CD.


thanks
selkirk
 
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