An Invitation to the Entire Forum...

[Anders]

...to join me in the Off the Wall forum for months and months of fun

(What, ya didn't think I was going to invite y'all to my place for a Steinlager or summink did ya? :toast: )

That's right, Feb spells the start of Super 12 rugby

And hot on its heels is the NRL :brows:

Some of you here are already familiar with these bizarre Down Under sports we participate in. By the way, no pads or helmets either - no softcocks in my corner of the world pal :thefinger

Hell, some of you miscreants even followed my plays last year

Haven't found my records yet but I do vaguely remember our final losing wager in the Super 12 stopped us from hitting that mythical 70% while the NRL was a more sedate 56% or so from my addled memory.

From tomorrow onwards I hope to post daily in threads details of teams build-ups, injuries etc towards kick off so everyone can follow what's happening.

I know I was on my lonesome last year when I started but we soon developed a real strong brethren of Down Under cappers - cartman88, turtle, beast2, fred, whale...chit, know I've forgotten some superstar too ... gotta stop sniffing that cheap cleanser...

Hope to seel u all soon

The crayzee Kiwi

 

[Cartman88]

Anders,

Really looking forward to the start of the Down Under footy season. I am hoping to spend most of my capping time on AFL and NRL this year but will also be following your Super 12 selections closely.

 

[Cartman88]

By the way you don't really drink Steinlager do you ??

That stuff seriously tastes like piss with bubbles in it (not that I have tasted piss with bubbles in it before !!)

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Can't participate in the sports jargon but the "down under" folks are tops in my book.What about that inlaw of yours Cman. I have never witnessed a run in NBA the likes of his. 17-4 on 2nd halfs and 46-18 over all. Cheers Turtle!And what about Gav?Haven't seen hide nor hair of him in a while?
Keep the down under thread active Anders.Looking forward to it.:toast: Mates

P.S. Does being in possesion of a TiKi blessed by one of NZ's top cappers qualify one as an honorary down under clansman?

 

[raz19]

do they have lines on rugby????? hmmmm!!! well if so i will be looking for your picks !!!!!! anders !!!! your nuts !!!u know!!!! lol

 

[Cartman88]

DTB,

Turtle certainly has been fire over recent months and is building an amazing record. Pity I didn't start following his plays until a couple of weeks ago.



Gav I haven't heard from for a while either but last time I spoke to him he was doing ok.

The tiki may not get you Kiwi citizenship but is a damn good start. All you need to do now is match Anders Super 12 record from last year.

 

[Cartman88]

Speaking of "Down Under" I was e-mailed the following joke today and thought it is was worth sharing:

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!! After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion "Oh God that was great !! Now I need my money". The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs. Then the hooker says "No I need my money. I am a hooker and this is how I make a living". The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes.

Then the hooker gets up, runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker". She hands it to the koala bear and it reads:

HOOKER - person who has sex for money

Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door. The hooker reads:

KOALA BEAR - eats bushes and leaves

 

[c note]

i used to follow turtle a few years back. Does he post on MJ under a different name???