Anagrams

[Cartman88]

Someone just e-mailed this to me. I reckon the guy that wrote it has way too much time to spare !!!!

ANAGRAMS

Mother in law
When you rearrange the letters:
Woman Hitler

Desperation
When you rearrange the letters:
A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code
When you rearrange the letters:
Here Come Dots

Slot Machines
When you rearrange the letters:
Cash Lost in em

Animosity
When you rearrange the letters:
Is No Amity

Snooze Alarms
When you rearrange the letters:
Alas No More Z's

Dormitory
When you rearrange the letters:
Dirty Room

Evangelist
When you rearrange the letters:
Evil's Agent

The Earthquakes
When you rearrange the letters:
That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two
When you rearrange the letters:
Twelve plus one

And there had to be one for this ....

President Clinton of the USA
When you rearrange the letters:
To copulate he finds interns

 

[bear]

good ones cartman!

bear

 

[yyz]

Here's a sports betting one:

"That team fu*ked me today!"
When you rearrange the letters:
"Today that team fu*ked me!"

 

[bear]