anybody that knows me realizes im a stand up guy no nonsense.i work out an hour to hour and a half 3 days a week at golds gym.i continue to stay at this gym because i have access to peter gammons when hes home in boston.i have been emotionally abused the last 2 weeks or so at golds gym but today i almost snapped.first of all i had a gay guy sit next to me last week in the whirlpool as i was talking to a lovely girl from brazil we were having a nice talk when this guy wearing a bikini comes in and sits right next to me she looked at me like i knew the homo i exused myself because i didnt want peter gammons to see me sitting next to this guy in a hot tub,he had four other areas he could have sat in and he decides to sit next to me ,BALLS.this is nothing compared to what happened today.
TODAY I DID MY WEIGHT TRAINING FOR 45 MINUTES AND I RAN OUT OF GAS SO I DECIDED I WOULD GO DOWNSTAIRS AND RELAX IN THE STEAM ROOM.I KNOW SOME OF YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TO GYMS BEFORE WHAT THEY HAVE IS 3 BENCHES ABOUT 4 FEET LONG TO SIT ON.WELL TODAY THESE 3 IGNORANT GOD DAMM FAT SHIT RUSSIANS WERE LYING DOWN ON THE BENCHES. I LAY DOWN ON THESE BENCHES MYSELF BUT AS SOON AS SOMEBODY ELSE COMES IN YOUR SUPPOSED TO SIT UP SO ANOTHER GUY CAN SIT DOWN.HERE I AM LOOKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE STANDING THERE WHILE THESE RUSSIANS TALK TO EACH OTHER IN RUSSIAN.I GOT SO MAD I DECIDED IM GOING TO DO SOMETHING I COULDNT PUNCH THEM OUT BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO LOOSE MY MEMBERSHIP SO I DECIDED TO PLAY THERE LITTLE GAME BOYS YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE.I STARTED TO WHISTLE A SONG FROM THE OLD BEATLES (IM BACK IN THE U.S.S.R BOYS YOU DONT KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE BOYS)I KNEW THESE COMMY BASTARDS KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING THEN I LEFT I RAN INTO THEM AGAIN SAME 3 GUYS AS WE WERE CHANGING TO LEAVE I DONT PUT UP WITH THE BULLSHIT I STARTED WHISTLING THAT SONG AGAIN I KNOW THEY KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING BUT I DIDNT CARE.A COUPLE OF THE OTHER AMERICAN GUYS WERE LAUGHING THERE ASSES OFF.AND GAVE ME THE THUMBS UP.:thefinger :thefinger I HAVE ONLY BEEN AT GOLDS GYM FOR ABOUT 3 MONTHS I JUST SEEMS EVERYTIME I GO THERE I HAVE A PROBLEM ITS NOT JUST ME OTHERS SAY THE SAME THING.OLD WOMEN AND OLD RUSSIAN MEN.MARK MY WORDS BOYS THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING AND THERE A VERY PUSHY GROUP OF PEOPLE THEY HAVE A LOT OF BALLS I SAW ONE GUY TODAY LOADING UP ON PAPER TOWELS I COULDNT BELIEVE IT HE WAS STEALING PAPER TOWELS.SOUTH BOSTON ACTUALLY HAS A RUSSIAN SECTION IN OUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER.WHERE HAVE ALL THE GANGSTERS GONE.THE THINGS I DO FOR THE GUYS IN THESE FORUMS SO I CAN STAY CLOSE TO PETER GAMMONS.BEANTOWNJIM:moon: :moon: THIS IS WHAT THE RUSSIANS GET NEXT TIME THEY F-CK WITH ME.:thefinger
TODAY I DID MY WEIGHT TRAINING FOR 45 MINUTES AND I RAN OUT OF GAS SO I DECIDED I WOULD GO DOWNSTAIRS AND RELAX IN THE STEAM ROOM.I KNOW SOME OF YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TO GYMS BEFORE WHAT THEY HAVE IS 3 BENCHES ABOUT 4 FEET LONG TO SIT ON.WELL TODAY THESE 3 IGNORANT GOD DAMM FAT SHIT RUSSIANS WERE LYING DOWN ON THE BENCHES. I LAY DOWN ON THESE BENCHES MYSELF BUT AS SOON AS SOMEBODY ELSE COMES IN YOUR SUPPOSED TO SIT UP SO ANOTHER GUY CAN SIT DOWN.HERE I AM LOOKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE STANDING THERE WHILE THESE RUSSIANS TALK TO EACH OTHER IN RUSSIAN.I GOT SO MAD I DECIDED IM GOING TO DO SOMETHING I COULDNT PUNCH THEM OUT BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO LOOSE MY MEMBERSHIP SO I DECIDED TO PLAY THERE LITTLE GAME BOYS YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE.I STARTED TO WHISTLE A SONG FROM THE OLD BEATLES (IM BACK IN THE U.S.S.R BOYS YOU DONT KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE BOYS)I KNEW THESE COMMY BASTARDS KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING THEN I LEFT I RAN INTO THEM AGAIN SAME 3 GUYS AS WE WERE CHANGING TO LEAVE I DONT PUT UP WITH THE BULLSHIT I STARTED WHISTLING THAT SONG AGAIN I KNOW THEY KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING BUT I DIDNT CARE.A COUPLE OF THE OTHER AMERICAN GUYS WERE LAUGHING THERE ASSES OFF.AND GAVE ME THE THUMBS UP.:thefinger :thefinger I HAVE ONLY BEEN AT GOLDS GYM FOR ABOUT 3 MONTHS I JUST SEEMS EVERYTIME I GO THERE I HAVE A PROBLEM ITS NOT JUST ME OTHERS SAY THE SAME THING.OLD WOMEN AND OLD RUSSIAN MEN.MARK MY WORDS BOYS THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING AND THERE A VERY PUSHY GROUP OF PEOPLE THEY HAVE A LOT OF BALLS I SAW ONE GUY TODAY LOADING UP ON PAPER TOWELS I COULDNT BELIEVE IT HE WAS STEALING PAPER TOWELS.SOUTH BOSTON ACTUALLY HAS A RUSSIAN SECTION IN OUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER.WHERE HAVE ALL THE GANGSTERS GONE.THE THINGS I DO FOR THE GUYS IN THESE FORUMS SO I CAN STAY CLOSE TO PETER GAMMONS.BEANTOWNJIM:moon: :moon: THIS IS WHAT THE RUSSIANS GET NEXT TIME THEY F-CK WITH ME.:thefinger