Another Off-Color Joke.

Myron

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Q: What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

A: A woman in church has hope in her soul.
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Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and sex with an anorexic woman?

A: The counterfeit dollar bill is a phony buck
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Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?

A: The pickpocket snatches watches
 

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What's the difference between a group of clever midgets and the girls cross-country team?

One is a bunch of cunning runts...
 
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