With two outs in the bottom of the third, the pressbox began to shake. Shin-Soo Choo doubled, giving him a 1.000 batting average and 2.000 slugging percentage during an earthquake. The quake at Progressive Field lasted for at least one minute. After the earth settled again, Carlos Santana flied out.
After a lifetime of hearing their crazy ideas and un-American rebellious attitude, when Washington D.C finally falls into the Atlantic Ocean you won't hear me crying about it.
Just kidding.. hang in their guys. Turn off the gas, steer clear of glass and loose facades.
Those posting from their parent's basement should be safe. :0008