Are any of us here at Madjacks famous???

[SmashMouth]

Just wondering if anyone is some type of celebrity, hanging out incognito. I don't expect anybody to give away their hidden identity, just wondering if their are any sports figures, actors, politicians, musicians or criminals in here. I'm not famous yet, but I have three completed screenplays that I'm currently shopping.

 

[Felonious Monk]

I once filled in for Ron Jeremy on the set of Terms of Endowment when he was a no-show.

 

[Myron]

Don Cherry once talked to me in a bathroom. I even remember his words
"I guess we don't have to flush these things, huh?"

 

[yyz]

I once filled in for Ron Jeremy on the set of Terms of Endowment when he was a no-show.

I have it on good authority, that you were Ron's "fluffer". :nono:

 

[nhl8810]

LMAO yyz....now we know what monk means by hook em horns...lol

 

[TJBELL]

I Appeared in a now defuct cartoon with my friend Butthead.

I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!! NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE..........ARE YOU THREATING ME??? AHHHAHHHAHHH CORNHOLIO.... TP........FOR.....MY .........BUNGHOLE............

 

[Kevin]

I made two half court shots in a high school game once (first one half court, second 3/4)

Once ate 20 bucks worth of taco bell after smoking pot for 5 hrs

Was once drunk at the beach during college, some yayhoo told me that he could ride on my spare tire on my gmc jimmy and I couldn't buck him off so I tried desperatley for 10 minutes and couldn't. Little did I know I would of killed him. Good ol' booz!

I once pumped a chick that had a pussy that I shit you not was 1/2 inch deep. Damndest thing I've ever seen.

I got hit head on by a full size truck at 60mph while sitting a red light and lived to tell about it.

A gangbanger once pulled a gun on me while I was blowing a wiz downtown. He told me he'd shoot me if I didn't give him my beer and I told him I'd rather kill him. lol

Im famous. I am the definition of a jerkoff.

Thank god I got older and retired!

 

[BahamaMama]

okay, i'm feeling ornery tonight due to being over worked....so i'll admit to this.....


in a previous life, i was Linda Lovelace

 

[Neemer]

Spring Break MTV Top #20 countdown. Was the drunk who jumped off an RV into a bunch fellas that "WERE" supposed to catch my ass!! Here's the good part: Was #18 by Debbie Gibson, "Lost in your Eyes" or some chit like that!

 

[Nick Douglas]

I have a part as a toga-wearing partygoer in "Kelly the Co-Ed: Rush Week", a porno staring Allyson Chainz. You can barely see my face on a picture on the back cover of the DVD box as well. In my opinion the movie stinks but you can find it for like fifteen bucks online if you want to see me acting like a wingnut in the background of the party scene.

 

[PETE]

step dad played for the kansas city chiefs ,played center, right before they went into the nfl. long time ago.played for 3 years,he came out of mizz. now owns a trucking co. in cali.

 

[taoist]

in a previous life, i was Linda Lovelace

LMFAO!!!

...you make me laugh, mama. always look to my favorite gal to brighten up my boring day.

 

[JSMOOTH]

I got my Michigan tattoo on the jumbo tron during a Scott Steiner match at WCW Nitro.

 

[AR182]

I am a legend in my own mind.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Yep Ole Blue is! I was the guy who was in that movie with that guy from that movie about the Horses that Jumped off the cliff. I played the midgets Uncle and was also the town blacksmith who kicked a little butt down by the docks for money in the local bars!
Yeah the Good ole Days of Hollywood! Meeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmooooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiiieeeeeesssssssss!

 

[yyz]

I
I once pumped a chick that had a pussy that I shit you not was 1/2 inch deep. Damndest thing I've ever seen.

Ummmm........I can't. I fuhkin' wanna, but it's just too easy!

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Twas A Faux Hole huh YYZ:shrug: HA HA HA!

 

[ALWAYS PRAYEN]

PUFF PUFF

IVE MET THE FOLLOWING

MICHAEL JORDAN
SHAQ
CHAMBERLIN
BIRD
MAJIC
RODMAN
DR J
BUTKUS
MARINO
ELWAY
BRADSHAW
BLEDSOE
FAYRE
YOUNG
MONTANA
MOSS
SAPP
YAZ
JOE D
RYAN
BANKS
PRES BUSH
PRES CARTER
PRES CLINTON
TIGER WOODS
G NORMAN
JACK NICK
DENIRO
BRITTANY SPEARS
OZZIE
TINA TURNER
ALI
OJ
MARIO
GRETZKY
ROLLIN STONES
AIKMAN

IM NOT CHITTEN , PLUS AT LEAST 100 MORE!!
OH YEA PRES BUSH AND DANNY ALMOTE!!

 

[ALWAYS PRAYEN]

THE BEST PART ABOUT MEETIN ALL THEM IS THE STORIE TO GO WITH EACH ONE!!

PUFF PUFF

 

[ryson]

You are the man AP ...BTW: Love the avatar.