ARE YOU BEANTOWNJIM.....Take the test

smurphy

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I really don't know where to go with this after the title. Maybe someone else can make a punchline.
 

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You may be BEANTOWNJIM if.....

1. You secretly lust after your Russian neighbors...
2. You drink excessively with all guys, but call "others" gay...
3. You think potatoes should be served with every meal...
4. You feel the need to create your own "gay" test to reaffirm your own heterosexuality...can we say insecure???
5. You were issued the only keyboard in Boston lacking a "Caps-Lock" button...
6. You think spilling Guinness on yourself is the same as splashing a little cologne
7. You will be purchasing your "signifcant other" a dozen four leaf clovers instead of roses on Feb 14th

This has been a BROKEBACKJIM production
 
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s_dooley24 said:
You may be BEANTOWNJIM if.....

1. You secretly lust after your Russian neighbors...
2. You drink excessively with all guys, but call "others" gay...
3. You think potatoes should be served with every meal...
4. You feel the need to create your own "gay" test to reaffirm your own heterosexuality...can we say insecure???
5. You were issued the only keyboard in Boston lacking a "Caps-Lock" button...
6. You think spilling Guinness on yourself is the same as splashing a little cologne
7. You will be purchasing your "signifcant other" a dozen four leaf clovers instead of roses on Feb 14th

This has been a BROKEBACKJIM production

This is pretty scary, I do lust after a Russian neighbor (she works at Spearmint Rhino though), I do drink heavily with guys and call people "gay", I agree that every meal is improved with a potato, I didn't make a "gay" test but did start this thread, and the Guinnes thing goes without saying.

I'm like 5/7th BEANTOWNJIM :scared
 
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