You may be BEANTOWNJIM if.....
1. You secretly lust after your Russian neighbors...
2. You drink excessively with all guys, but call "others" gay...
3. You think potatoes should be served with every meal...
4. You feel the need to create your own "gay" test to reaffirm your own heterosexuality...can we say insecure???
5. You were issued the only keyboard in Boston lacking a "Caps-Lock" button...
6. You think spilling Guinness on yourself is the same as splashing a little cologne
7. You will be purchasing your "signifcant other" a dozen four leaf clovers instead of roses on Feb 14th
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