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Stag

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These mother f'ers won't stop calling me. One of them called me the other day and totally ripped apart the guys who post at Madjacks. Called the majority of you "old-time gamblers who know nothing."
They admittd to reading this site everyday! I told them they would never see a penny from me. I know they are reading this message right now. I stuck up for Madjacks and said we have beter cappers on here then they could ever come up with.
They want like $7500 from me! Whatta joke.

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Gatorbait

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Jonathan Ryan: hope you reading this fool
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yyz

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They admittd to reading this site everyday!

Where do you think they get their plays?

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CryBoy

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What the _ _ _ _!

$7500?

You're obviously getting ripped off.

Join Jeff Allen Sports...Their Platinum Package is only $750. This includes the entire NFL season plus playoffs. Hahaha...J/K.
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Stag: Next time ATS calls, stay on the line with them as long as time allows...at the end of the conversation, ask them to give you a day to think about their offer. When they call back the next day, repeat the process...It's actually pretty fun to hear these guys boast about their 80% winners. Hehehe...
 

marlowe

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I can usually tell the scamdicappers by the time of day they call and by their too upbeat voice. When they ask for for me I tell them that I'm his brother and that I died in a horrible accident last week. I then have the option of commiserating with them about my demise or ripping them a new asshole for reminding me of this horrible tragic death. So far 100% successful in eliminating repeat calls.
 

Skinar

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I used to get called by these kinds of assholes all the time. The last conversation I had with one of them went something like this:

Ring

(me) "hello"

"Hey Tommy, Tony here with UptheButt Sports (are they all called Tony?). Got some sure winners for you, I just need you to wire me a nickel and we can get you on board."

(me) Well Tony, if your plays are sure fire, why don't you just drop ten dimes on the game yourself and clean up? No, wait, I know why, because you can't pick your own nose, you're just a busted out gambler trying to get a new stake by shaking down the suckers. Right? Don't call me anymore. (hang up)

Ring

(me) Hello

(Tony) "Don't ever hang up the phone on me you motherf**ker ... yak ... threaten ..."

(me, interrupting) Whassa matter Tony? Did I hit a little too close to home? How much did you lose before you had to start working the phones? I don't deal with losers. (hangup again)

Ring

(me) Hello

(Tony, beside himself with rage) "You c**ks**king motherf**ker, I'll f**king kill you if you hang up on me again, yak ... threaten ... yak

(me, interrupting) Yes officer, this is the guy I was talking about. OK, I'm glad you got the trace, I'll be up immediately to sign the warrants. (Tony hangs up, never to be heard from again.)
 

Skinar

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Yo, Fat Tony. You better buy a pickup truck before you come down here, anything else sticks out like a sore thumb. You might get yourself a pair of overalls, a John Deere cap and chew some Red Man while you're at it.

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I was such a chump at one time I found out I was buying picks from two different guys from the same place. The reason I found out was that I stiffed one of the guys and they both cut me off at the same time, then on one of my conversations I could hear them talking to each other. That ended it for me. I think they were both called Tony.
 

yyz

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They are all called "Tony".......the respectable joints have guys answering the phone named, "Antnee"!



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