KCWolf and twofingers...
KCWolf and twofingers...
8 Things to Remember when the Grandkids Visit:
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
2. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound-boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape.
3. It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20-by-20 foot room.
4. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
5. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
6. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late.
7. A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.
8. Super glue is forever.
Congrats! You finally reached the point where you can send them back home with their parents... you lucky dogs.
