August 8th Too Many Tennis Parlays

[Smitty]

Ruud/Medvedev/Tsitsipas +128
same, but Medvedev -1.5 sets +179
Ruud/Medvedev/Tsitsipas/Hurkacz +209
Ruud/Tsitsipas/Hurkacz +172
Ruud/Medvedev/Tsitsipas/Hurkacz/Samsonova -1.5 sets +478
Ruud/Medvedev/Tsitsipas/Hurkacz/Samsonova/Birrell +623
Ruud/Medvedev/Tsitsipas/Hurkacz/Samsonova +493
Ruud/Medvedev/Tsitsipas/Hurkacz/Vondrousova -1.5 sets/Birrell +646
Medvedev/Tsitsipas/Hurkacz/Vondrousova -1.5 sets/Birrell +375

 

[kickserv]

One can never have too many tennis parlays, just sayin'

 

[kickserv]

Ruud/Medvedev/Tsitsipas/Hurkacz/Samsonova/Birrell +623
Ruud/Medvedev/Tsitsipas/Hurkacz/Vondrousova -1.5 sets/Birrell +646
Medvedev/Tsitsipas/Hurkacz/Vondrousova -1.5 sets/Birrell +375

Well Birrell getting waxed sure didn't make Mr. Smitty happy

 

[Smitty]

hell no it didn't. she broke woz the first game... and then didn't do shit the rest of the way.

5 still alive. ruud looking good!

 

[Smitty]

well, i really didn't think tsitsipas would be the bum who buried my parlays. that match was a dick kick right from the start.

 

[kickserv]

Smitty now needs to contact hammer1 for a loan.

 

[Smitty]

already done. he gave me the money for this wager that i just put it... FOR $1M CD.

murray/korda/sabalenka +110

i will not have a ticket, because hammer1's runner is putting in the bet for me. and then, i assume, he eats the ticket.

 

[kickserv]

already done. he gave me the money for this wager that i just put it... FOR $1M CD.

murray/korda/sabalenka +110

i will not have a ticket, because hammer1's runner is putting in the bet for me. and then, i assume, he eats the ticket.

Wow that is impressive, usually hammer1 doesn't let one have access to his runners, I bet you feel special.

 

[Smitty]

well, i'm not sure the money is real. it looks super fake. maybe you missed it, but this wager was not made in USD.

 

[kickserv]

well, i'm not sure the money is real. it looks super fake. maybe you missed it, but this wager was not made in USD.

valid point.